Wat.

A word used to either cover up something, or used in utter shock.

Me in fangirl mode: Ohmaigawd, so last night, I had a wet dream about Andy Biersack!
Friend: Wat.
Me: Wat.

by BANGmeTANBOYS March 12, 2015

wat

Thai temple, found all over Thailand. Pronounced 'waht'.

"Let's go see the Emerald Buddha at Wat Pra Kaeo"

by Will January 12, 2005

wat

the meme version of what you just take out the h in it

Mike: my mom is sick
Me: wat

by hatman definitions May 30, 2021

WAT

Word used as an exclamation of utter confusion, or as an expression of shock at a story/image/whatever.

'Wut' is also acceptable, although it is more commonly used by pot smokers when they don't know what the fuck is going on

Guy #1- '...and then she pooped it all out'

Guy #2- 'WAT'

by Eddoblah August 17, 2011

wat

Wat is short for "What" but is only spelt "Wat" by total inbred morons who have no idea how to actually write a proper message, which can be understood.

Words which also fall into this are:

Woz
Wiv
Fink
Dat
Da
Der
Dis
Den
No (Know)

Wat u doin, lolz, ow woz last nite, i heard der woz a fite, i fink it woz wiv dat boy frm across da road hehe tb xxx

by Cloud July 3, 2004

wat ^

same thing as saying whats up

boy: hey wat ^???
other person: nothing realy... u???

by carol aka buckii November 19, 2007

wat

An utterance one would say if someone else were to stay something incredibly stupid or someone stupid were to say something smart.

Person 1: Dude, how do you boil water?
Person 2: Wat.
_______________

Stupid guy: Maybe if you tell me the brain is an app, I'll use it.
Person 2: Listen up here you fa--- wat.

by GoFuckYourself.avi June 29, 2017