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wankster

The white boy spelling of one of them "homies" who spends his time trying to act hard by getting hard. Usually looks like one of the Jacksons, Carlton Banks, Elby Jessie Hars, or a priest.
Mike: hey Jerry, check out that wankster on the other side of the playground!
Jerry: the one over by the swingset or the dude in the black and white robes over by the teeter totter?
Mike: dude, the guy by the swingset is wearing black robes and holding a bible!
Jerry: man, that's a wankster if I ever saw one! bibles aren't the only thing he holds!
by Moo Meow Mixa Homeslice July 24, 2010
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wankster

British slang. someone who jacks off on regular occasion.
" that wankster sits at home all day and does his stuff"
by deinfuhrer February 28, 2005
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wankster

Usually an Asian or Caucasian who trys to act black and or gangster but in reality is scared of both and will never do anything gangster life in his or her poserish life EVER.
Wanksters Chang and William were walking down the sidewalk with puffy sky blue roca jackets when two african american men dressed in a professional manner encountered them as the wanksters looked around nervously than walked passed each other while the black men just laughed.
by 0mG U 1Os3R I knoW u HacK August 10, 2004
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Wankster liar

A guy who tells constant lies and rewards himself by exposing his penis to unco-operative females and has a wank.( usually on bathroom floors with one Kleenex laid out)
a guy who tells a lie " yes I love you and only you" and then quickly has to wank in front of other females is a wankster liar
by Ohbiguy August 4, 2015
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wankster

A Gangster that also enjoys a spot of masturbation from time to time.
Tim is an origional Wankster
by L_Z December 22, 2004
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wankster nod

when a guy thinks he has swagger so instead of saying hello or hi like a regular person, he greets his peers with a "masculine" head nod.
I said hi to Isaac in the hallway, but I guess he's too cool to say high back, he only gave me the wankster nod.
by whoa_its_soph April 21, 2011
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Workster

\werk-stur\n. adj. A workster someone who is the opposite of a hipster, but is an obnoxious twat for the same reasons. A hipster is someone who thinks they are better than you because they have better taste in music, movies, food, etc. A workster thinks they are better than you because they work harder and for much longer hours.
Telling a workster that you work 40 hours a week will get you the same look of utter contempt that you would see if you told a Hipster that you love Justin Bieber's music.
Hipsters will tell everyone that they saw a band months before anyone had heard of them. Worksters will tell everyone that they were at the office hours before anyone else showed up.
Hipsters will brag about how they are friends with the singer of some band you've kinda heard of when, in reality, they met the guy for two minutes and spent the whole time begging him to take a picture with them so they could put it on instagram. Worksters will brag about how they work 100 hours a week when in reality, they worked 80 hours in a week one time, and spent 20 of those hours reminding people of how hard they "have to" work.
You see a guy at starbucks dressed in business casual with a company lanyard around his neck, talking to someone on the other end of his blackberry about how brutal his industry is to break into while reading emails on a windows laptop, think to yourself: "Look at that fucking workster."
by Blacksm1th April 19, 2014
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