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IB Waddle

The only walk an IB student is capable of. Weighed down with a fully loaded backpack, laptop, CAS binder, lunch, biology book, and coat, they closely resemble a duck, drunkard, and a constipated hippopotamus, all rolled into one.
It is physically impossible for and IB student to bend over, so if it falls behind, it gets left behind.
Neighbor 1: "What is that thing rolling down the sidewalk?"
Neighbor 2: "Oh, that's the kid down the street doing the IB Waddle. If you wanna see something really funny, push them over."
by How did I find time for this?! January 20, 2009
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Milton Waddams

The squirrely looking guy in your office who mumbles a lot about nothing and eventually sets the building on fire.
Milton Waddams: "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting,.. I'm going to quit. And, and I told Dom too, because they've moved my desk... four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see... the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched... from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much,.. and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll have to... I'll set the building on fire..."
by Falkon January 5, 2006
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Kyle Waddle

A man with an large penis, he is also probably the sexiest man you'll ever meet. He pulls all of the hot chicks and they all want to suck his dick.
overall he is a sexy cunt.
"is that kyle waddle?"
"yes, i want to suck his dick."
by emma crack September 28, 2012
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Waddiez

Slang term for 'What's up'
"Hey man, waddiez?"
by kinky.winky October 18, 2011
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Waddle Dee

A common enemy in the Kirby series of games published by Nintendo. The term enemy is used lightly since they do virtually nothing to attack Kirby aside from walking into him.

More recently however some have been known to carry spears, so they aren't completely harmless.
Waddle Dee: Why am I so useless?
Kirby: Dunnolol
by Jimmy5327 November 3, 2010
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wadder

I need a glass of wadder.
by Dr.Perfect. July 12, 2018
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waddymelon

I have to go to da store fo some waddymelon
by Louis Farakoon August 31, 2006
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