WTP

WHAT THE PASTRY!@#$%^&
because my friend thought pastry shoes were food...

(similar to WHAT THE HELL)

WTP!!! i have a math test tomorrow!
WTP! WTP! WTP!

by the first joo June 14, 2009

Wtp

What's the point. Mainly used by a group of people on twitter, whom are lead by Joe aka twitter user @ doritjoes.

"It's raining... Wtp"

by Twitttausaaaa April 6, 2014

WTPS

'W' What
'T' The
'P' Postage
'S' Stamp

WTPS is used for an expression of suprisement and/or confusement.

Syn: wtf, wtc, wth

Also known as WTPS doubled, tripled, or quadrupled for extreme cases.

Do not use any 'f's in wtps, that's not cool.

1. "WTPS! I have sooo much homework tonight!"

2. "WTPS quadrupled! Chad asked me to homecoming! AHHHHH!"

by Blimey Limey and Kiwi Quencher January 9, 2008

wtps

What the postage stamp
a phrase only used by cool kids, when they dont want to get in trouble for saying something worse

Wtps chad asked me to prom!

by Ann Sue January 10, 2008

wtp

What's the point? as in there's no point, or anytime you want to say what's the point and sound cool.

Guy 1: Dude! I heard Paris Hilton is going to study for the rest of her life! I mean wtp?

Guy 2: Seriously.

by Willywill72 May 5, 2008

wtp

another abbreviation for what the fuck. "what the phuck"

wtp this bitch turned me on and left the party. wtp!!!!

by murphix90 May 27, 2012

wtp

wtp is kinda like wtf (what the fuck)...but in this case, it means "what the poo." it's a lot nicer and funnier to say than "what the fuck."

What the poo is that?

by blahblahAMYblah June 16, 2005