Widower's peak

When an older guy's hairline starts to recede, giving the illusion of a widow's peak.

Larry: Is that Brad? I didn't know he had a widow's peak.
John: Nah, that's not his natural hair line, his temples are just balding. That's a widower's peak.

by dinomoo January 19, 2020

Poké Widower

A man who has lost his spouse to an addiction to Pokémon Go.

Poor Bill, ever since his wife got her phone fixed he's returned to being a Poké Widower.

by rlsaine July 7, 2018

Young Widower

A teen or young boy/girl who has broken up with his girlfriend/boyfriend and has not yet decided to consent to a relationship after a year or two

Did you hear about Martha? I heard she's a young widower now after giving up on love

by Meskimo, The Fallen Angel April 26, 2020

100DD Widower

A man who must cope with the temporary death of his relationship during the 100 Day Dash.

When Robert becomes a 100DD Widower this year, he'll spend his free time drinking bourbon at Pat's Steak House.

by Tommy Goomba April 11, 2022

Wooster Widower

The Wooster Widower, is when a person and their partner attend The College Of Wooster, and separate due to one going trans.

"Did you hear they pulled a Wooster Widower?"
"She got a dick now or what"

by MuscleOrEagers March 10, 2026

rear windowed

When a women usually older than a man's

Tries desperately to find him a good match
Though she really wants to make a tool for women's needs

What happened to your butt bro?
My new gf rear windowed me, my wallet, my life and my family

by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 12, 2025