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White Noise 

White people complaining about racially motivated decisions that are perceived to negatively impact white people, whilst more important things are going on but are covered up by the 'white noise'.
"The government is tapping our phon-" BREAKING NEWS: NEW MERMAID MOVIE HAS BLACK MERMAID! WHITE PEOPLE ARE MAKING WHITE NOISE EVERYWHERE!

White Noise 

Watching “Friends” in the background, a source of white noise that is literally “white” noise.
Watching “Friends” on Netflix is the epitome of White Noise.
White Noise by Weirdgrrl December 7, 2019

White Noise 

When self-important white people won’t stop talking, so they just fade into the background and you don’t notice it.
This guy over there at the bar needs to take a breath. He hasn’t stopped talking.”
“Oh, really? I didn’t notice. Just white noise.”
White Noise by Iknostuff February 8, 2020

White Noise 

2020 Presidential Debate, the three old white men arguing with each other.
Meaningless sounds in the background that you unintentionally ignore or intentionally pretend to not exist.
"Sorry for the white noise. I didn't notice I left the TV on."
"No that's fine. It helped me fall asleep."
White Noise by Archomp October 10, 2020

white noise 

A buzzing sound, like static. When you turn on the telly and it's not connected... That's the white noise.
Ben: OH NO! THE tv ISN'T CONNECTED!!!!
TV: *white noise*
white noise by totes_not-greatAt-all November 18, 2020

White noise 

A white Professor in a US University, who gives very boring lectures, and his voice forces you to fall asleep instantly.
Prof. X is such a white noise.
White noise by illi-noise March 18, 2021