Any sound that comes out of the mouths of white, conversation public figures that inherently contradicts itself because it lacks education, information, or any level of intelligence.
At then end of her interview on the Daily Show by Trevor Noah, lacking any adequate defense or commentary of her argument of her life views, Tomi Lahren began spouting out some white noise about Hilary Clinton because she's had nothing better to say.
by Dancerbwoi March 30, 2019
Get the White Noisemug. White Noise is the sound of Ethnic groups protesting Racial Injustice, which is ignored by the Whites.
The white people didn't do anything, when the anti-racist protest was underway, they just heard a lot of white noise.
by jamie00101 September 29, 2005
Get the white noisemug. by Manhattan on the rocks May 21, 2022
Get the Betty White Noisemug. The sound of a one-way conversation a white girl has with you that is so uninteresting that it merely becomes static in the back of your mind, while you nod and pretend to pay attention.
Girl: My iPhone broke, and my mum won't pay to fix it, which sucks because now I can't afford my daily mocha-chino latte from Starbucks...... blah blah blah
Guy: *thinks* Man, this chick just doesn't fucking shut up, I'll nod and hope she doesn't realise what she's saying is just white girl noise.
Guy: *thinks* Man, this chick just doesn't fucking shut up, I'll nod and hope she doesn't realise what she's saying is just white girl noise.
by RectumViolator April 16, 2014
Get the White Girl Noisemug. This is a racial slur, because it associates individual personalities and traits with a skin color.
It is both positive and negative:
(1) Adaptive: flexible, able to switch to a different strategy in a new environment.
(2) Gaussian: (named after Carl Friedrich Gauss, a mathematician) vaguely implies above-average mathematical abilities or intelligence.
(3) Noise: (pejorative) nuisance, something to be ignored. A neutral synonym would be "dissenting opinion". However, in some social settings, being a dissenting voice imparts a sense of snobbishness.
Not to be confused with Additive White Gaussian Noise (AWGN), which is a mathematical concept deeply rooted in digital signal processing and probability theory. The correct interpretation of the four words of AWGN are:
(1) Additive (not to be misspelled addictive) means addition (the sum of two numbers).
(2) White means (i) consisting of all frequencies (ii) uncorrelated. This meaning stems from the physical phenomemon that a white light is formed from a mixture of monochromatic lights of various frequencies.
(3) Gaussian refers to the Gaussian Distribution, also known as a Normal Distribution, a concept in probability.
It is both positive and negative:
(1) Adaptive: flexible, able to switch to a different strategy in a new environment.
(2) Gaussian: (named after Carl Friedrich Gauss, a mathematician) vaguely implies above-average mathematical abilities or intelligence.
(3) Noise: (pejorative) nuisance, something to be ignored. A neutral synonym would be "dissenting opinion". However, in some social settings, being a dissenting voice imparts a sense of snobbishness.
Not to be confused with Additive White Gaussian Noise (AWGN), which is a mathematical concept deeply rooted in digital signal processing and probability theory. The correct interpretation of the four words of AWGN are:
(1) Additive (not to be misspelled addictive) means addition (the sum of two numbers).
(2) White means (i) consisting of all frequencies (ii) uncorrelated. This meaning stems from the physical phenomemon that a white light is formed from a mixture of monochromatic lights of various frequencies.
(3) Gaussian refers to the Gaussian Distribution, also known as a Normal Distribution, a concept in probability.
As used in bumper stickers, tshirt. Misuse of "Adaptive White Gaussian Noise" may result in disciplinary actions from school.
by emergent chaos March 29, 2009
Get the Adaptive White Gaussian Noisemug. White people complaining about racially motivated decisions that are perceived to negatively impact white people, whilst more important things are going on but are covered up by the 'white noise'.
"The government is tapping our phon-" BREAKING NEWS: NEW MERMAID MOVIE HAS BLACK MERMAID! WHITE PEOPLE ARE MAKING WHITE NOISE EVERYWHERE!
by Nickolas.Brown July 8, 2019
Get the White Noisemug. 2020 Presidential Debate, the three old white men arguing with each other.
Meaningless sounds in the background that you unintentionally ignore or intentionally pretend to not exist.
Meaningless sounds in the background that you unintentionally ignore or intentionally pretend to not exist.
"Sorry for the white noise. I didn't notice I left the TV on."
"No that's fine. It helped me fall asleep."
"No that's fine. It helped me fall asleep."
by Archomp October 10, 2020
Get the White Noisemug.