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Whiskey Dick

A units of length accepted throughout most countries and based on the length of the fabled dick of Whiskey Richards; especially : a unit equal to 17.5 million feet with each foot comprising 12 inches.
Man, I feel like I just ran a Whiskey Dick!

"Well, I could walk five hundred Whiskey Dicks and I could walk five hundred more..."

According to the map the treasure is located two Whiskey Dicks north of Dead Man's Swamp.
by PiraticalScholar November 8, 2011
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A scary monster.

Preventor of intercourse.

The sluggish buddy.

Jack (Daniels) does cock.

Booty buster.

An occurance which strikes 110% of all alcoholic men where you have to wiggle your winkie to get it in the twinkie. Caused by severe intoxication and/or brown baggers. Achieving ejaculation can be achieved if worked at.
He would have had her if not for the whiskey dick.
by brintly September 26, 2004
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MEANS U R SO DRUNK U CAN'T EJACULATE SPERM
by MARCOOS September 17, 2005
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Steve always gets whiskey dick.
by Betty Chingas December 22, 2007
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When Corey has had so much whiskey that he’s even softer than normal and only Tay can get him hard.
Man, I drank so much last night I nearly got that Whiskey dick (Corey style)!
by Bishdus1 April 2, 2018
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Term used when a man who has been drinking engages in sexual acts with a man or woman and can not get erect due to alcohol consumption. Often used as an excuse when a man has erectile dysfunction and is too embarrassed to admit it.
"Your pathetic Joe, you didnt even bang that chick and she was asking for it!" said Tim.

"Joe, i already told you, I had a horrible case of Whiskey Dick!" said Joe
by BAwrestler12 July 2, 2011
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When you've had enough whiskey to make you the man with abilities in his pants.
This guy: Man last night was crazy.

That guy: Tell me about it! I drank so much whiskey that I had my game pipe up until I fell asleep! I was rad and walkin'!

This guy: Damn man, you always rock the whiskey dick.
by =Ray= December 16, 2008
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