whacker

A person who is absurdly obsessed with public safety equipment, vehicles, radios (motorola APX), etc. This person will also blow thousands of dollars on this equipment just to use it illegally. Finally, they will show off their whacker shit to act cool when nobody things they are cool.

That dude with an apx is such a whacker!

by ctpenguin11 August 25, 2025

Whacker Radio

The radio frequency by which Fire, EMS and local police are dispatched and operate on. Most often run by the county to cover Fire, EMS and police dispatch on a county wide system. Named the Whacker Radio because a Whacker will listen to these broadcasts on his\her scanner or two way radio, often at a volume where everyone around them can hear every word.

(Inside a medical transport ambulance)
EMT1: What the hell is that noise?
EMT2: That's the county radio.
EMT1: The Whacker Radio? Why the hell do we need that on?
EMT2: Because I'm listening to it.
EMT1: (sigh) You're one of those damn Whackers aren't you?
EMT2: Damn right, I take that as a compliment!

by Jay Dog February 2, 2010

Whacker's Remorse

that kinda depressed feeling you sometimes get after masturbating.

"I just deleted my entire porn collection"
"Damn, whacker's remorse, son"

by nshields August 6, 2008

whacker jackered

the action of whacking or jacking off and throwing it in someone's face. synonymous with the terms 'getting screwed.' or giving the bird the ultimate bad gesture of the hand motion that is followed by a hand flick (like your trying to get something sticky off of your fingers) in the direction of your intended target, instead of flipping them off

"My boss whacker jackered me, and is making me work late on Friday, and come in on saturday."

by SexyLexy10 February 3, 2010

Whacker Lights

Rapidly flashing or rotating blue, red, white, amber or green (depedning on the state) halogen, strobe or L.E.D lights found on the vehicles of volunteer fire fighters and EMTs to be used in responding to the scene or the squad building\firehouse. Most states refer to them as "courtesy lights" which means the volunteer is asking traffic to pull over to let him by but they are not required to by law. In some states, volunteers responding in their personal vehicles are supposed to be given the same right of way as an Emergency Vehicle. Some volunteers don't use them (such as those that live close to the building) and some have just one, placed in the center of the dashboard or windshield. A volunteer who is considered a whacker may have half a dozen or more of these flashing and rotating lights. Hence the courtesy light became known as Whacker Lights.

(Brightly lit vehicle with flashing blue lights flys by as two men stand outside on the sidewalk)
Neighbor1: What the hell was that?!
Neighbor2: That was John from 106, he's with the fire department. He's got a dozen and half of those Whacker Lights on his pickup.
Neighbor1: Fuck, that's bright!

by Jay Dog February 2, 2010

Whacker's forearm

a bulge in one's forearm as a result of masturbating in excess.

Johnny had Whacker's forearm after Jane went on vacation.

by Mark Ruberti May 20, 2007

Whacker Hunters

People who are so obsessed with attacking “whackers” by harassing them. This includes actions such as calling their work place, exposing their address, contacting family members to report a innocent person because they don’t like the way they have their car setup. Get life, you too panther mafia.

Those whacker hunters are harassing that crown Vic owner.

by Fuck panther mafia, get a life June 10, 2019