desk wetting

Pissing on a desk

Oh fuck me, George is desk wetting again

by SquirtingGranny August 12, 2017

wetties

Fingering a woman and getting your fingers wet inside her vagina.

Lewi: "yeah i totally got my wetties in with sophie last night"

Joe:"3 digits yeah? thats what she usually takes"

by jlbcwabocba April 29, 2010

Wetting the Dad's Head

The traditional celebration for new fathers whereby, upon arrival of the new born, they procure a lady (different from the mother) and receive a blowjob.

Wetting the Dad's Head - Ecstatic about the arrival of his new son, Steve wasted no time at all in heading to the local meat market to get his head wet in celebration.

by Gourmet January 6, 2009

Wettied

South Africa slang for getting drunk... Intensive form is para-wettied. Can also be spelt wettyed (para-wettyed). An alcholic drink is described as a Wetty, and it can also be used to describe the act of drinking.

"I'm getting parawettied tonight!"
"Lets go get a wetty?"
"Have you got a wetty?"
"Did you get wettied?"
"Dylan was parawettied last night!"

by sadunpererarules January 30, 2010

Wetting

The act of peeing/urinating/pissing your pants. Often very embarrassing if a teenager or adult. Or if your into omorashi its enjoyable.

Yo I just witnessed a wetting, girl totally peed herself bro!

by Informativelass March 14, 2020

wetfit

An acronym standing for What Ever The Fuck It Takes.

We were losing the game so we had to do wetfit!
You lost? That’s not very wetfit of you.

by SchmidtStain June 21, 2021

wetties

the term commonly used to describe south african beers called Black Labels

Rich: Forbes, why didn't you call me to come have a few million wetties with you last night.

Or

Wetties are never a worry

by Skster October 25, 2009