Wat

The most annoying way for lazy people and 11 year old British kids to say what.

Simon: Would you like a dictionary?
Lewis: A wat?
Simon: *ahem* A slap to the face?

by Vincent the cressant March 30, 2011

Wat

What Are Those?!?

*kid posts Instagram pic of his new shoes*
Me:WAT

by TheOneAndOnlyLiyah July 3, 2016

Wat

A word used to question something retarded that just came out of your friends mouth

Girl: wat the fuck u say nibba?
Girl 2: nothin u fucktard

by Funnygirlincanada March 17, 2019

wat

Moronic spelling of what for the thinking impared. (rhymes with cat bet pat ect.)

Wat's going on???

by the_anti_elise October 11, 2003

wat

Sounds like an old lady.

Yaya: grandma how is u
Grandma: WATTTT
Grandma: WATTT U SAY SONNY???
Grandma: WATTTT SPEAK UP

by yayafest January 22, 2009

wat

This word means "what" usually to people who are lazy to write a 4 letter word on their keyboard on their phone/computer...

You: "See the new movie?"
Friend: "wat movie??"
You: "You forgot!!"
Friend: "WAT? WAT MOVIE?!"
You: "Nevermind"

by OvenBakeG April 28, 2016

wat....

derived by two people talking in a public, online chat room about masturbation, the phrase wat.... is used to break an awkward silence after an extremely bazaar or sexually inclined comment.

person 1: I think I'm going to join the military so that I can get a college fund and finish my education. what are you planning on doing with your life?
Person 2: I'll probably get a job as a mechanic and work to get the money. I hate those military colleges.
female 1: I had sex with person 2 but the doctor said it was your sperm, person 1. you didn't do anything to me at thing 18's party did you?
everyone:..................................................................................
person 2:wat....

by DK The Gaurd May 16, 2010