spanky wanka

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)

Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka

by bigmike510 December 20, 2014

Bus wanka

Bus wankas are a very weird people usually bus wankas have names like Chester, Pedro, Alfredo and Jerad.
Bus wankas should be kept away from nans as they will melest them.

Bus wankas can be very dangerous as they usually have a melester licence.

Your nan is a bus wanka.

by HotPizzaRolls April 22, 2019

wanka-bar

A word that you use on various teachers when you have a friend that knows what you are going to say.

Teacher: "Stephanie stand out side!"

Stephanie: what a wanka-bar

Chelsea: bar {same time}

by burbell November 2, 2008

anka wanka

This word means when you wank off but have melted chocolate on your dick

"Bro my dick is burning, i anka wanka last night."

by Eatmychihuahua May 2, 2018

Pig Wanka

Pig Wanka
A “Pig Wanka” is an individual that in essence smells like shit, and masturbates (Wanka), this gives you a Pig Wanka

Fuck this Pig Wanka.
Lidawg get your Pig Wanka out of here.

by Bahb’s Ginormous Glizzy August 13, 2020

willy wanka

A term used in urban slang to define high potency weed or high-graded marijuana.

I got that willy wanka for cheap if your trying to cop my nizzle

by Zerxes September 4, 2006

wheely wanka

Wheely Wanka is name of a tyre that I one day found in a ditch. This magnificant king of the highway can be rolled down a hill, at high speeds or off a cliff. The Wheely Wanka is a creature of little balance and gets filled with sand easily. It's sister creature is the tyre which can be found on the wheel of a car. The tyre can serve for the same purposes as well as going round and round, round and round all day long.

"Far out look at Wheely Wanka go"
"Far out? christ you're gay Jack"

by roasty toasty February 13, 2005