1. Informal greeting synonymous with "What's up?". The respondant can thereafter declare what they're up to. ie "Nothing much", "just watching TV" etc
by The Wangler November 18, 2010

When you twirl your penis like a windmill and hit your partner in the face with it, and your dick then gets caught in her hair as you try to pull away.
Maryl and I had sex this weekend and it ended up being a Wangle Dangle Tangle we were stuck for half an hour
by IForgetStuff June 15, 2017

When you insert your whole hand into a woman's vagina, then proceed to twist your hand back and forth inside her.
by Wangle The Bangle October 4, 2015

That one point in time when your 60- something-year-old father finally pauses the Lady Gaga blaring from the car speakers to try to pull into the very small rue21 parking lot in the strip mall.
by Where Is My Air Guitar July 9, 2019

by The wise chode June 26, 2015

by Macduck November 23, 2023

The state of your cock being in an uncomfortable position; usually in reference to your cock being tangled or in an awkward direction.
Teacher: Please put your pants on, we’re in class!
You: Wait a sec, my cock is in a wangle.
Teacher: Gotcha.
You: Wait a sec, my cock is in a wangle.
Teacher: Gotcha.
by Triggered To Death February 21, 2021
