Volvo

A carboard box on wheels,
new vovlos are soggy cardboard boxes, only ever driven by gays. Destroy on sight.
Alos probably the only car that has a driver that ignorant they will run you over

1:ARGHHHHHHHH VOLVO
2:RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:*splated*
2:Oh dear

Volvo by -hugin- May 22, 2005

Volvo

A couch with wheels, a mobile coffin. Nothing on the road is more comfortable, or less inspiring, than a Volvo. The car with the most least used indicators as most drivers forget they aren't in their living rooms, or alive. Be careful of the "R" version, the racing couch. Twice as fast, just as plush. Real Volvos stopped with Turbo Bricks.

Sorry for not using my indicators, I'm driving a Volvo. It's difficult to remember I'm not asleep on my couch.

Volvo by lolvolvo January 29, 2014

Volvo

Swedish cars often purchased by moms trying to keep their babies safe and then passed onto those same babies 16 years and 200,000 miles later, still running like new. They have a knack for fixing themselves if you just keep on driving. Looked best during the period of 1980-1996.

Dude, you got your Volvo yet?
-Naw, my mom wont let go of it

Volvo by J-Hutch July 8, 2005

Volvo

Very
Odd
Looking
Vagina
Opening

that girl last night had a VOLVO and im not talking about the car.

Volvo by Dnuggs21 March 19, 2010

Volvo

A nearly indestructible automobile. But since FORD bought them out they are not realiable anymore.

Did you see that hot-looking C70. It's dead on the road and that 262C is still going strong with 5 million miles on the odometer.

Volvo by x-volvo owner December 6, 2004

volvo

Noun - A perfect "sleeper" car, derived from Swedish roots. Very quick when Turbo-charged.

That volvo is an awesome sleeper!

volvo by Jaxx July 22, 2005

volvo

The Name:
Volvo is latin and means "I roll" (revolve),
a fitting name for these durable cars.

The cars are built like tanks because Scandinavians are (were) a pragmatic people prefering reliability instead of flashy features.

Surviver1: How did you survive the nuclear blast above surface!?
Surviver2: I was driving along in my Volvo...

volvo by Slanter April 23, 2005