victorious umbrella rocket

While jerking off your male partner, insert a colorful drink umbrella into his pee-hole. Continue "choking the chicken" until he is about to erupt, then stand back and wait for the umbrella to FLY!!! (for bonus entertainment, keep track of how great of a distance you can get!)

Last night, Jimmy had the highest score at victorious umbrella rocketing I have EVER SEEN!

by eat March 9, 2007

Vittoria

Do not hit this player if you have moral, ethical or religious reasons forcing you to cower helplessly while someone violently attacks you, your keep or your army

i went so vittoria on the players on my battle log.

by vittoria CA February 4, 2012

Victorious Secret

A term used to define girls as blessings in disguise. Sweet, intelligent and making a difference in the world. It is the highest honour for anyone to be called a victorious secret.

She is so amazing, a true Victorious Secret. I wish I could be a Victorious Secret like her.

by VictoriousSecret01 January 20, 2014

Victorious

One of the show's Nickelodeon is currently shitting out onto tv. About what's-her-slut Victoria Justice (who sucked major cawk to star in the show), who plays a girl that got accepted into a fine arts school in Hollywood. It's all about dancing and singing at school, becoming famous and fufilling your dreams. TOTALLLY ORIGINAL IDEA, RITE? no. The acting is FUCKING TERRIBLE, the songs are all the same shit, and to make it worse it has a laugh track. Terrible writing. All around shitt show. another example of how kid's and teen's network's shows' used to be entertaining and fun, now it's just feeding whatever 13-year-old consumer whores want to be fed. What happened to good televsion?

Claudio: Have you watched that new show Victorious?

A.J.: As much as I can bear. Nickeloden is just adding to the already swollen body of unispired pablum churned out on television for pre-pubescent little girls who actually believe Justin Bieber would waste any time with them.

Claudio: ...Agreed.

by Beauregardio October 5, 2010

Victoriouslessness

A battle that is such an epic loss on both sides that the word "defeat" just isn't enough.

Arguing on the internet is a victoriouslessness battle.

by adiens July 25, 2012

Victorious

A shitty show invented by the now newfaggotry infested corporation called nickelodeon.
Watching it turns you into a whore.
Even some of its songs encourages you to be a whore.

One of Victorious songs chorus:
"You don't have to be afraid
To put your dream in action
Your never gonna fade
You'll be the MAIN ATTRACTION"

by fakebash October 25, 2010

dont pull a vittoria

"pulling a vittoria" is when you decide to look like an absolutely possessed demon in group pictures. you are doing this act purposefully and in so scaring children.

*takes a group picture in which a friend looks really hideous*
friend: ew dont pull a vittoria!

by chieffkieffdagoat January 26, 2021