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Miserable Coffee

A cup of coffee, usually Maxwell House, that is drunk in a miserable; sad and depressing, cold situation, to either make the situation either less or even more miserable.
Ugh, what a morning, I'm gonna go get another cup of miserable coffee.
by T405ED March 9, 2009
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miserable fucking prick

A person that has no moral understanding. An ass hat. Someone that parks like a schmuck and doesn't apologize. Worse than a miserable prick.

Someone that lives at 11900 Champion Lake
by Justletmepark May 29, 2018
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pre-visable

you can see it before you can see it
Dude, that can is totally pre-visable!
by adam keil June 26, 2010
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venerable

worthy of respect or reverence by reason of age and dignity, character, or position
My grandma is venerable, and deserved respect from my friends.
by Morgan tee January 28, 2008
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miserable

The word for the feeling that we sometimes call depression without the attached social malaise ( ie the need to take medication, go to shrink, talk too much, eat too much etc ).
I'm feeling miserable today, I'll feel better tomorrow.
by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009
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Miserable bastard

A person who behaves in a selfish, self centred, lazy or miserly way; a killjoy.

Can be strengthened by adding fucking as an adjective: "miserable fucking bastard".
"I asked him to lend me 20 dollars and he told me to fuck off! The miserable bastard!"

"Let's go to the party!"
"I can't be bothered. I want to stay at home and read a book."
"You miserable bastard."
by ktmboy August 20, 2008
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Miserable Cow

A person--usually an overweight woman--who is always complaining about something trivial.
Man, my boss is such a miserable cow. If she won the mega-millions jackpot, she'd whine about having to go to the bank.
by mulligan69 July 28, 2014
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