When you jerk-off so much that your dick gets all red and sore.
A Rusty Venture is a commonly overused and misinterpreted term for various sex acts, both heterosexual and homosexual. It is commonly confused with bizarre and often dangerous scat play.
-Sourced from the television series The Venture Brothers.
A Rusty Venture is a commonly overused and misinterpreted term for various sex acts, both heterosexual and homosexual. It is commonly confused with bizarre and often dangerous scat play.
-Sourced from the television series The Venture Brothers.
by atomicsushi November 24, 2010
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Bob: I just finished writing a program that takes anyone's picture that you upload to the website, and automatically superimposes it on a naked body with the best match.
Bill: That's pretty perverted, and pointless, I might add.
Bob: I know. But all I need is enough page views to get some venture capitalists salivating and I'll be set for life. They can have all of the headaches when it becomes obvious that no one will pay to use it because everyone already has Photoshop.
Bill: That's pretty perverted, and pointless, I might add.
Bob: I know. But all I need is enough page views to get some venture capitalists salivating and I'll be set for life. They can have all of the headaches when it becomes obvious that no one will pay to use it because everyone already has Photoshop.
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Get the rusty venture mug.Male or female junior officers posted to Venture (the Naval Officer Training Center in Victoria, British Columbia), and awaiting training. These individuals commonly have a superiority complex and know that despite knowing nothing, they are still better than you are.
Their days are spent sitting on their brains, contemplating how best to kiss ass while throwing the person to his/her left under the bus.
Most Venturetards will go on to become MARS Officers. Both groups are hated equally, however, within the Canadian Navy.
Their days are spent sitting on their brains, contemplating how best to kiss ass while throwing the person to his/her left under the bus.
Most Venturetards will go on to become MARS Officers. Both groups are hated equally, however, within the Canadian Navy.
I got caught not saluting some Venturetard yesterday; apparently they have value despite their abject uselessness.
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Get the Rusty Venture mug.Hotly debated sexual practice. Many definitions can be found but the overwhelming consensus defines the activity as overactive masturbation that results in a raw, red dick.
by James( MonkeyMan) November 25, 2010
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1) When you take your finger and run it around a guy's asshole while you jerk the guy off into his own shit.
2) When you 69 and fill each other's mouths with cum; then you turn over and blow splooge into each other's assholes.
3) When you take a scuba snorkel and put your cock in the wee bendy mouth part, then sneak the other end right up your back address. Then you grab the middle of the snorkel and you're fuckin' your own ass and runnin' your own crank until you're standin' in a pile of your own jizzum.
3) When you fist a guy and then open up your hand inside his asshole and grab whatever you can. Whatever you come out with, you rub on his dick.
4) Could be a straight move. When you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex and she shits all over your dick; when you're about to come you pull out and blow shit all over her tits. That's the Rusty part; the Venture part is when you eat it without using your hands.
5) When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.
1) When you take your finger and run it around a guy's asshole while you jerk the guy off into his own shit.
2) When you 69 and fill each other's mouths with cum; then you turn over and blow splooge into each other's assholes.
3) When you take a scuba snorkel and put your cock in the wee bendy mouth part, then sneak the other end right up your back address. Then you grab the middle of the snorkel and you're fuckin' your own ass and runnin' your own crank until you're standin' in a pile of your own jizzum.
3) When you fist a guy and then open up your hand inside his asshole and grab whatever you can. Whatever you come out with, you rub on his dick.
4) Could be a straight move. When you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex and she shits all over your dick; when you're about to come you pull out and blow shit all over her tits. That's the Rusty part; the Venture part is when you eat it without using your hands.
5) When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.
by Joobin November 25, 2010
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