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Mormon Assault Vehicle

Any vehicle whose express purpose is carrying 8 or more children at the same time, with groceries.

The Mormon Assault Vehicle of choice is the Chevy Suburban, but don't count out Explorers, Expeditions, Grand Caravans and 16 passenger Econoline vans.
Yo, did you see that? That Mormon Assault Vehicle almost cracked us!

Pay attention bitch!
by FrankGrimes July 26, 2005
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Mobile Construction Vehicle

n. Mobile Construction Vehicle (MCV)

Deploys into a Construction Yard, which contains the equipment for building temporary military structures.
by Extreme June 19, 2004
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vehication

When you go on "vehication", you spend more time in your vehicle than at any particular destination. It started as a slang from the southern part of the United States, and is a combination of "vehicle" and "vacation".

Many young people do things like this, because they always want to visit as many places as possible in a very short time frame.
Ross Darrow was extremely tired after his weekend, because he spent it on vehication to San Antonio.
by Brandon_Texas August 11, 2009
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vehicular monty

when your erratic driving causes your passengers to spill food upon themselves

began at a shipping company around the same time as shev and monty

Erratic driving caused several people to spill their food and drinks upon themselves while heading back from lunch. Made national as employees transferred or had business trips to other parts of the country
If you don't slow down around this curve, you are going to cause a vehicular monty.
by mightyacorn January 14, 2010
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Vehicular Bukkake

when driving, the driver in front of you activates the windshield spray, over-powered spray goes over their car and covers your car hood and windshield in washer fluid (see Japanese porn)
I was driving and was Vehicular Bukkaked by guy in front of me.
by JapoPorn October 17, 2013
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Vehuel

A dude with a bigass nose bruh. Also is black but says he's Filipino.
Guy 1: You're being such a Vehuel right now.
Guy 2: But you're Vehuel.
Guy 1: Fuck.
by DefinitelyNotyourFriend October 20, 2018
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Vehicular Racism

A little known fact about how the White Car is scientifically Faster than the Black Car.

Basically the Black Car is absorbing the sunlight adding a very very miniscule amount of weight slowing down the car by 1/1,000,000,000,000th of a MPH while the White Car is Reflecting the sunlight making it 1/1,000,000,000,000th of a MPH faster!
Jim Crow: "My White Mustang is Faster than your Black Mustang!"
Tyrone Tyson: "Not with your goofy ahh 500 Lb bitch self in it!"
Jim Crow: "That's it, I'm coming back in my 1968 Ford F150 full of ghosts, you're a dead man!"
Tyrone Tyson: "You and your buddies in the big sheets will choke on a High-Explosive Anti-Tank Fin Stabilized Warhead!"
Jim Crow: "My Vehicular Racism shall protect me!"
Tyrone Tyson: "We shall see..."
by WarFrog___935 April 21, 2023
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