it looks like petrolleum, tastes like crap, only eaten by australians, expats in other countries, and people who eat way too much crrap.
1) some autralian weirdo: have some vegemite, mate!
mo: no way. looks like petrolleum, tastes like crap.
2) ian: I'd rather drink coffee made from civet cat shit than to taste that crap (vegemite).
3) random tourist: let me have some of that vegemite!
*spreads some vegemite thinly on a piece of bread, then eats it*
*chokes, then vomits, then passes out.*
some australian: poor fella. I feel sorry for him. *starts eating vegemite, then proceeds to hum the "happy little vegemite" jingle.*
mo: no way. looks like petrolleum, tastes like crap.
2) ian: I'd rather drink coffee made from civet cat shit than to taste that crap (vegemite).
3) random tourist: let me have some of that vegemite!
*spreads some vegemite thinly on a piece of bread, then eats it*
*chokes, then vomits, then passes out.*
some australian: poor fella. I feel sorry for him. *starts eating vegemite, then proceeds to hum the "happy little vegemite" jingle.*
by Ian Lopez April 07, 2008
Thick brown brewer's yeast paste from the Land Down Under. The slightest dollop on the end of a toothpick touched to a slug's back will incapacitate it in a matter of seconds, and render it an salty and torturous pool of black ooze in just under a minute effectively creating another couple ounces of Vegemite to dab on one's toast.
by Craig Duckett August 17, 2005
by xopher.tm April 03, 2005
a paste that should have directions how to apply, because it tastes like "FOO" its the anti-christ of bread spread
by Passions March 29, 2003
A somewhat annoying person bearable for only short amounts of time before they get on your nerves.
The expression comes the spread - vegemite which is potent and 'a little bit goes a long way'
The expression comes the spread - vegemite which is potent and 'a little bit goes a long way'
by Kraken October 21, 2005
Those convicts don't realise the powers that they are meddling with. Attempting to recreate the magic of Marmite could bring about a universal cataclysm. Thankfully they can only manage to construct a poor knock-off, vegemite, that poses no danger.
by James Weatherley October 29, 2006
John: "Wow, did you see that guy?! What a Vegemite Driller."
Sam: "Yeah, Word, He Drills the Vegemite BIG TIME".
Sam: "Yeah, Word, He Drills the Vegemite BIG TIME".
by Urban Dictionary March 24, 2007