spankter valve

The asshole on a woman. The valve that opens and closes when a woman takes a dump.

Last night I greased up Lynch's mammy and fucked her right up her "spankter valve"

by sammy saucerhead December 31, 2004

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Spit Valve

A Woman who cannot seem to swallow semen. She spits it out.

"Hey man did you know Morgan is a major Spit valve?"

by Kozcup May 19, 2016

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Sprinkler Valve

The act of spraying semen out of your penis while whipping it back and forth, immediately after pulling out.

He sprinkler valved me and it got all over the place

by Goldboy39 December 12, 2018

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A schnuple valve is a term used to describe the great Lord Bemrose of Wellington New Zealand. Once a common driver aid in Formula One, the term has made a comeback in recent times as a replacement for the word, gullable.

That guy over there asked for indicator fluid, what a schnuple valve.

by Indian Club June 27, 2021

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scoop the valve

scooping a fucking valve
like a proper valve you work with
scoop her out like winnie the pooh scoops out the honey pot

i scoop the valve also known as steph wiseman last night
She stroked my gray beard
I was asleep

by Mr R Gray November 13, 2010

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Sticky Date Valve

The phenomenon in which when an individual consumes a threshold of sticky date pudding, they experience a slight discomfort in the back of the throat.

Amy: "How good is this sticky date pudding?!"
Sarah: "I am loving it but the sticky date valve is really limiting my ability to eat my fill"

by raspus May 23, 2019

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