valeskaa

Valeskaa is a very Bonita dog she's so lovely ( she took that from his dad Lalo)

For example who is the laziest dog ever ofc valeskaa bonita

by Bonitaoneduh June 26, 2023

Valisa

Above all in prowess, integrity, and courage.

The adept trauma surgeon saved all 4 victims of the head on collision and was considered Valisa for that day.

by wow-admin October 15, 2006

Vales

A human-born Czech hottie who is too goddamn amazing to be defined by the English language. Typically found stalking around seedy nightclubs, watching for vampires.

All them kindred want to hump Vales like woah.

by cinquain August 2, 2008

Valera

A Russian teenager who is known for getting high and for his lanky but wonderful hugs. He has a bony butt according to Firecrotch but this is due to him being as tall as a mountain but as thin as the wind. Valera is keen on nicknames for his friends. i.e.: Grease. Valera has a wife, a whore and a mistress who are clearly all being cheated on , as well as cheating on him. Nevertheless he is madly in love with his Arabian wife.

"I'd love to stay and chat but i've gotta smoke a blunt with Valera"

by -Greaseball December 22, 2009

valemadrista

Person that dont give an actual fuck of whats happening or is about to happen

Pedro: you are a valemadrista that is not good

Jose:i dont give an actual fuck

by Not trk September 16, 2020

valexa

some girl who is allergic to chocolate :) how sad

She can't have those because she's a Valexa.

by Lemon Fire November 2, 2020

Valeshca

A girl that will bite your arm and will not turn on her camera when she is in a discord call because she scared of cameras and thinks that she is britney spears because the paparazzi is on hoe like foenmuns on hoober and booger boy elmo was his name-o. She will sleep with you aslong as u got the star wars on u cuh u feel me ong u do. And when peppa pig is introduced she queefs everywhere cuz peppa on top ong no kizzy cap.

Ong Valeshca a queen cap i lied ur french fries are dry die

"When someone say ur cute tho" she will stab you in the back about 4 times before she gets a dildo in the shape of mr.nimbus and prolaspes ur insides. period blod.

by Your friendly neigborhood neek July 3, 2021