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Vaginese

A dialect of every language, spoken exclusively by women for the sole purpose of confusing and frustrating men, with the end goal of attaining what all women want: money and attention. This counterintuitive speech always has a covert meaning and motive behind it, and when not immediately interpreted correctly, it will result in extreme bitchiness. This bitchiness can only be satisfied by material possessions of great value, and listening to incessant nonsensical and illogical woman-bullshit.
"I don't know, whatever you want."
"I told you already, it's ok with me."
"Honestly, you don't need to do this."
"does this make me look _______?"
"Oh, nothing. Nevermind."
"You do trust me, don't you?"
by i like gangster rap. September 25, 2004
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Vagines

ex. Where are the Vagines tonight?

ex. Are you stilll going out with that Vagine?

ex. Dude, you're all about the Vagines.

ex. I would like to purchase this Vagines magnet
by Vagines March 2, 2009
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Vaginess

Like 'Highness', as in queen or princess, except the lady in question is being a cunt, bitch, nasty tart, uppity princess, drama-queen or a royal 'Vaginess'.
Get over it your Vaginess! The world does revolve around you.
by Rupert G June 14, 2011
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vagamonsoon

A sandy storm of dusty vaginas on a mild summer day around 4 pm.
"oh my theres a really big vagamonsoon out there today!"
by vagitmonkey August 7, 2008
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vagimond

when in beerpong a diamond shape made by four cups sometimes refered to as the vagina rack
next rack give me a vagimond
by thevam18 July 20, 2007
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Vaginese

The act of performing Cunnilingus... IE "eating out" "Muff Diving" etc..
Damn... I ate me some vaginese last night and I think they cooked it too close to the fish...
by Mbigger February 5, 2010
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vaginese chicken

that nips vaginese chicken was as tight as virgin butthole
by vaginawhip15 May 24, 2011
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