Verizon Time

The universal time that is set on verizon cell phones

Bob-"hey what time is it"
Jeff-"It's 5:45"
Mike-"Well I have 5:47"
Jeff-"I'm on Verizon time"

by Michael Paul February 17, 2008

Verizoned

Verb: To get taken to the cleaners, shafted or otherwise screwed over by a megacorp or government entity

Comcast Verizoned me so so hard this month. WTF is a "broadcast fee"!?! And $15 extra for HD?? What a crock.

by MrWiggly31 November 17, 2016

The Verizon Sanchez

A combination of wide shitty coverage and a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike his midget cousin (The Dirty Valdez, aka Big Oil Shit Mustache), The Verizon Sanchez more resembles a big oil shit BEARD, and normally occurs in the Gulf of Mexico.

In the spring of 2010 British Petroleum gave The United States The Verizon Sanchez because they kept making fun of England for still having a queen.

by pubesforpetrolem June 16, 2010

verizon wireless

a company where white people get fired for making the same jokes that other types of people make and where girls can be sexually harassed and told to suck it up until their harassers leave their location. Also a place where employees look through your phone and take private pictures and content from your phone and share it with their friends..

verizon wireless:bullshit company to be enslaved too.

by mr. smith x March 4, 2008

verizion wireless

verizion wireless is poor fucking excuse for a internet service provider they go around saying how they are the best ever well fuck them they suck so fucking bad

peice of shit verizion wireless

by no one that u know January 17, 2009

verizon

When u blow a load in a girls ear and then ask..... can u hear me now?

I gave that bitch a verizon

by Gianetto is queer August 15, 2004

Verizon Wireless

A shit phone company who makes you pay $75 for insurance and then when your phone breaks because Verizon does not manufacture their phones to last, you are chagred another $50 and then get sent a phone in which the keys do not work. You then must pay another $10 to have them transfer your information to your new shit phone but all the games and internet service you paid for do not go through, and have to pay $5 per game and even more on the internet. Photos also do not get transferred over even though you paid more than Verizon's employees get in a year.

This company mostly highers rude fat employees, who make you feel like you are the most retarded person in the world for asking a question.

This company is on the list of top companies to be burned down.

Verizon Wireless needs to go suck a fat one.

by bkmjtz January 16, 2010