high velocity boom stick

A peacemaker and/ or problem solver, otherwise known as a gun.

“Hey you can’t talk about guns here”
“Boy im boutta gitcha wit ma high velocity boom stick”

by Maybeperhapsso April 23, 2021

testicular velocity

Testicular Velocity: the amount of balls you have to handle any given situation.

Employee to Boss: My maximum testicular velocity no longer allows me to put up with your BS.

Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Dating you has diminished my testicular velocity proven by how many times I go to Target with you.

by Shellbell2 August 25, 2021

financial escape velocity

It occurs when income earned from your investments is consistently greater than your spending, allowing you to live off of your savings indefinitely.

I'll retire once I've achieved financial escape velocity.

by trapclap January 3, 2015

Watchlist Escape Velocity

When your list of shows to watch starts growing faster than you can watch them.

“I keep finding new shows. At this rate, I’ll never be able to finish them all! I think I’ve hit watchlist escape velocity.”

by TheGreatKatyusha October 27, 2020

maximum velocity

The act of Grabing your legs and pulling them up so that your knee's are next your ears.Then wrapping your arms around the inside of your legs then Proceeding to shake and wiggle violently.

Brandon Did maximum velocity in his chair intill the chair collapsed.

by Brandon Tropea December 25, 2005

Escoop Velocity

The self-control needed to resist the pull of a pint of ice cream, which, consumed to a certain point, may draw the eater into finishing the pint against his or her will. See also Haagen Daze.

Ben & Jerry’s new Star Wars flavor is so good, I lacked the willpower to achieve escoop velocity finished the pint on my own. Yes, the force is strong in this one.

by Kate & Bry August 4, 2007

Val Velocity

Val Velocity is a character in the comics “The True Lives Of the Fabulous Killjoys” comic by Gerard Way. He’s hated by 99.9% of the fandom because he made a huge mistake that caused everyone to become upset. He’s also kinda an asshole, but he had his reasons I suppose. He was supposedly born into hatred and war, full of ambivalence and paranoia, a war criminal, a sweet serial killer, yet caring but displayed it in his own way, and most importantly of all, broken. Val is someone who’s been through so much and never properly learned to cope so all the pain manifested into anger which then got him to where he is. I see someone who hides behind a mask (LITERALLY) because he is afraid of being seen as weak.

“When they see red, they’ll think of Val Velocity. I’m taking his color!” - Val about Party Poison

by Venom Shot April 2, 2021