Vance 

A reverse boner, your penis goes back up into your body.

Dude, that girl was so ugly, that she gave me a vance.

Vance by TheShogunDude October 5, 2012

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vance is a rich boy who is always flashing his ass. all he wants is a girls big booty, so he can shove his 1 incher in it. His mom is also very hot.

Vance, ur a cunt.

vance by yermasaur October 9, 2019

Vance 

a slang term for a penis, usually used to insult somebody.

Dude your vance is out! God you're such a vance.

Vance by The P. Master April 18, 2010

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A name given to someone who makes bets about arbitrary things. This person will also claim to have made bets with others for some quick cash.

"Rob you are such a vance I never made a bet with you."

vance by arrrg12 September 6, 2007

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Dried semen. An unsightly stain.

After Tommy Vance, UK radio DJ.

vance by mike2sheds March 7, 2007

Vance 

A retard with drip

He wears ethika he is a vance

Vance by RealDefinition12828 May 13, 2019

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a guy who has hairy eyebrows but arent hairy and ok bye

look at vance he look slike timmy thic

vance by footfetish302 February 26, 2018