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Vagenda

An agenda that involves a potential or probable hook-up with (a) female(s).
What's on your vagenda for the evening?
by Valpo2002 December 8, 2010
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Vagenda

Vagenda is the name of a Canadian music artist that has been publishing music, poetry, literature, and artwork since 2011.
Vagenda is an artist.
by Vagenda2 December 18, 2019
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VAGENDA

FOR THE LADIES HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ABOUT WHAT IS ON THEIR “VAGINA AGENDA” THIS WEEKEND.
SO WHO YOU GOING ON A DATE WITH THIS WEEKEND? WHO’SE ON YOUR VAGENDA. OR VAG-ENDA
by Natcoldcash January 30, 2021
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Vagenda

One who takes political control with their vagina
Hilary Clinton's vagenda today includes world ☮️
by Desi/rea August 19, 2022
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Vagenda

A feminist who takes every opportunity to influence others, via deception if necessary, so as to promote a feminist agenda.
They Lesbians of America successfully promoted their vagenda.
by thehandlemancan March 21, 2026
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Hidden Vagenda

(noun)
A secret or semi-secret plan or set of intentions created by a female human being. Said plan must directly involve her vagina in some way.

The hidden vagenda is most often encountered in the form of a female attempting to seduce someone she is romantically attracted to.

It can also refer to any type of secret plan a female or females are executing based solely on the fact that the plan is secret and involving only females.
Kayla: I need to figure out a way to get his attention.

Jessica: okay why don't you dress up all hot and I'll dress down and we could go eat at his restaurant.

Kayla: yes that's perfect! Thank u so much babes!

Jessica: yay it'll be fun! Our little hidden vagenda.

Kayla: lol weirdo
by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024
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vagentacles

The metaphysical tentacles that creep from a nasty vagina and grab and devour the unwilling. typically found in especially stinky, disease ridden, vaginas, these tentacles can be fatal and most always result in some irreparable damage (to the psyche).
"Halford was never seen again after he fell into the clutches of Prudences vagentacles."

"She was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles."

"'You wanna taste it?' she asked, presenting her vagentacles."
by prof. lingfist December 16, 2008
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