When the waiting times proposed by profit-driven pharmaceutical companies and oft-morally bankrupt politicians for someone to receive their subsequent jabs in the aftermath of more infectious or transmissible corona variants seem to follow a Poisson distribution—the waiting time between two adjacent jabs gets shorter for subsequent booster shots.
Governments and drugs companies in the developed world couldn’t care less of short- and long-term side effects as a result of the Poisson vaccination of their citizens to “protect” them against the corona variants.
by Covido December 28, 2021
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by Johnny B OX January 9, 2022
Get the Vaccinhater mug.When the number of times centenarians are encouraged to get vaccinated and boosted within a certain time frame is based on the sum of the digits of their age (not exceeding half a dozen jabs) in order to prolong their longevity on this side of eternity—for instance, a 102-year-old person would be jabbed at least three times, compared to a 103-year-old folk who would be shot no less than four times.
A nursing home has three senior residents aged 102, 103, and 104, respectively. Based on pre-heaven vaccination guidelines, what is the least number of shots the trio are expected to receive in due course?
by Covido February 4, 2022
Get the Pre-Heaven Vaccination mug.A person formally known as a male but has been vaginised by a woman. When the process of striping a man of his proper level of testosterone is complete.
Bill can't go to the football games anymore because he has been vaginated. His wife has him taking Ball Room dancing lessons instead.
by Spanglerson September 21, 2009
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2. Argentinian slang, used a lot by Maradona, which roughly translate to "fuck", in both senses of the word.
2. Argentinian slang, used a lot by Maradona, which roughly translate to "fuck", in both senses of the word.
1. I got a flu vaccine and now I probably won't get the flu.
2. Some stupid goalkeeper called Maradona fat before a game, so he vaccinated (scored against) him 4 times. He then probably went home and vaccinated (fucked) several women.
2. Some stupid goalkeeper called Maradona fat before a game, so he vaccinated (scored against) him 4 times. He then probably went home and vaccinated (fucked) several women.
by mickfisher14 June 26, 2007
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Get the vaccinized mug.basic vaccinations (coined by my friend's friend) - the vaccinations that you receive as a baby. Then you go on with your life not getting vaccinated like ever and get holistic treatments instead.
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