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Naruto Uzumaki

The main character from the show ‘Naruto’. He chases after his gay ass emo ‘best friend’ so that he can get some of that dck. He has the nine tailed beast called Kuruma sealed in him and his father is the fourth Hokage. He is part of Team 7. Naruto is also hot asf.
Naruto: Ramen…Ichiraku Ramen
Naruto: SASUKEEEE
Naruto: dattebayo

“Hey have you heard about Naruto Uzumaki?”

“Yeah, he saved the village from Pain!”
by jade(Naruto obsessed) September 17, 2021
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Jody Uzumaki

Any male musician who does t'ai chi, eats raw food, watches Naruto, and plays guitar in the Manhattan subway long after his school friends have had children. Must have die-hard female side-kick and homo-erotic male competitor.
Person 1: Wow, let me buy your CD. That was so moving.

Jody Uzumaki: Yeah, I heard that song in a state between waking and sleep, as the first flurries of the year drifted down from the New Jersey sky.

Person 1: Where do you play?

J.U.: Well, we're playing in Montana next week.
by maestro mobius mesmer December 13, 2010
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Uzumakianity

Uzumakianity. It's difficult to explain this word. Well, you know how in stories, there is usually a bad guy. A bad guy who is evil and bad and stuff. He or she does evil, bad things.

Then there is a good guy who loves everyone and only wants everyone to be happy and have a good time. He or she hates the bad guy, but is willing to give him or her a second chance.

Well, Uzumakianity is when the good guy convinces the bad guy to be good so they can frolic in fields of flowers and hold hands. It's almost magic, how the good guy changes the bad guy so completely. That's Uzumakianity. It usually doesn't make sense. And it doesn't have to, because it's Uzumakianity, man.
Uzumakianity derives from the word Uzumaki, which is Naruto's last name. Naruto didn't start Uzumakianity, but he did name this unrealistic, magical phenomenon.
by dance179 January 27, 2010
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Kushina Uzumaki

The name of Naruto's mother and lover to the 3rd Hokage "Minato Kazenami"
Kushina Uzumaki was a ninja for the Hidden Whirlpool Village! (Which I think makes Naruto part Leaf and part Whirlpool... wait what?)
by Angel D. Rodriguez March 11, 2008
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Uzumaki

UZUMAKI Naruto? HAH, did you read the Uzumaki horror manga?! Jokes on you, mate owo
by ur dad european May 31, 2018
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Uzumaki-Abbas

Carmichael is a typical uzumaki-Abbas
by Daywale November 9, 2018
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Uzumaki Barrage

A Move that Naruto invented where he uses shadow clones to Remake Rock lees technique
Naruto beat Gaara with the Uzumaki Barrage
by Issei Hyoudou October 7, 2020
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