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Ubuntu

A term used to describe things or actions that are so unfathomably epic, there are no words.

Antonym; 'unubuntu'

Also commonly used as a verb in conjunction with awesome accomplishments.

Can replace almost any word in the English dictionary, without detrimental the meaning of the original sentence.
adj.; "Dude, last night was UBUNTU!"

verb; "I ubuntu'd her in the ass."

"Got my test results back man, turns out I'm HIV ubuntu"
by n5.5 December 9, 2012
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Ubuntu

A distribution of Linux that is nevertheless free, and the best of both worlds running from Windows and OS X. Easy for basic tasks, but gets EXTREMELY difficult to master in terms of installing certain drivers, and because quite a bit of the OS has to be done by command line. Very little software that is completely useful, and the software that are useful, require a lot of skill to master, and eventually ends in anxiety attacks, but, given time and community support, should get you where you want to go.
" Oh look - Ubuntu I can write e-mails, browse the web, do more things, listen to media edit media, better than other OSes... Wait, WTF? Command line? WTF is Sudo/etc/gedit86, what do I do now?"
by Banstaman February 23, 2010
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One of the new 6 billion Pokemon that have no powers that are original or even good. In fact, if you pay attention to Pokemon that closely, you're probably Asian and younger than 10, and/or gay.*

*reference xkcd
"Have you seen the new Ubuntu release?"
"Nah, I'm not into Pokemon."
by RobertOldhead March 19, 2008
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UBUNTU

The act of ho-ing one's bitch out to buy crack. Prevalent in small african villages or inner cities were AIDS are rampant.
Yo nigga lets go UBUNTU it up tonight. I got la fonda workin down on that corner so we can get us some blow.
by iluvdrugswatkins@gmail.com December 14, 2010
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Ubuntu-ing

Verb: The unnecessary installing, reinstalling and tweaking of computer operating systems:,mostly Linux based (ie Ubuntu) but also applies to the UNNECESSARY rooting of android phones.
Hey, you’re 6 hours late, what the hell happened?

“Dude I dual installed Ubuntu and windows on my PC, ands changed the icon to cat that looks like it’s on acid!”

Why?

“….silence “

I thought you were over Ubuntu-ing! Son of a bitch!
by Cbass34 February 28, 2023
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Ubuntu Beads

Small beads that are added to alcoholic beverages in order to increase the total percentage of alcohol within a particular drink.

Typically blueberry flavoured the Ubuntu Beads are rare and difficult to aquire. Usually bars that are able to find a supplier of the Ubuntu Beads become very successful.
HOLY SHIT!!! They have fuckin UBUNTU BEADS here man!
by Ubuntologist April 23, 2009
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John: Awww man last night was great, I ubuntu'd all over that bitch.

Mike: Indeed that must have been great!
by ubuntu007 May 6, 2009
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