Post-Masturbatorial Urination 

The piss most men take directly after masturbating (and orgasming) that hardly ever gets in the bowl, no matter how hard you try. It may splash against the walls, get on your clothing, all over the floor around the toilet, and the toilet seat, but rarely the actual toilet bowl.

Guy1: Dude, I just masturbated
Guy2: Did you take your post-masturbatorial urination yet?
Guy1: Yeah, it was horrible, my boxers are soaked and I spent 5 minutes wiping piss off my wall with toilet paper.

Post-Masturbatorial Urination by Anusfist69 December 9, 2008

urinal anxiety 

An affliction of males characterized by unusual behaviours in the men's room. Urinal anxiety is manifest in the actions of a man who walks into the men's room and heads directly toward the urinals, but -upon seeing another man already standing at a nearby urinal- immediately changes course for the stalls. Urinal anxiety afflicts a substantial number of males who have a phobia about pissing in a location where another male might notice their schlong (as if other males would have an interest in someone else's schlong...). The most extreme form of urinal anxiety is usually seen in locations using the old "trough" urinals often placed in ball park restrooms. The afflicted male approaches the other happy, piss-spattering companions, pulls his dick out, and... and... and... (after a long delay) zips his dick back up, unable to urinate, and shame-facedly departs the restroom unsatisfied.

Damn, Frank never uses the urinals. The other day he went into the women's room at the ball park to avoid the trough. I think he's gripped by urinal anxiety.

urinal anxiety by Frank Klaune February 20, 2005

Urbinated 

1) To be let go from one's employment for looking up definitions in the Urban Dictionary during work hours.

2) To be dissed by name or reference in an Urban Dictionary definition.

1) "Stu, if you don't stop trying to learn how to do the snappy dragon on Urban Dictionary, you will be urbinated for sure."

2) Stu -"Man, I did the angry scotish pirate to my sister's friend, and she totally put my name the definition for Douchie McDoucher"

McGoo - "Wow. Urbinated. Burn."

Urbinated by nomanbags April 2, 2010

Urinal lip 

The result of pouting, when the lower lip protrudes out resembling that of a men's urinal.

I see you didn't get your way again, I can tell by your urinal lip...

Urinal lip by Flyby1000 July 27, 2010

Urination Congregation 

The act of two or more girls going to the bathroom at the same time.

Ashley- Sara I have to go pee come with me!
Sara- okay!
Ryan- There they go again, damn that urination congregation.

Urination Congregation by Dan Delli Bovi February 12, 2009

urinal snap back

When someone is using the urinal and you pull them away momentarily then let go;sending them almost face first in the struggle to get back.

Bill almost got face planted when Al pulled a urinal snap back on him!

urinal snap back by incubus_pa November 19, 2010

Shit in his urinal 

Used to show when someone is pissed or having a bad day; pointing out when this has occured.

Damn, Josh has been acting like a real asshole today.

I know, I wonder who shit in his urinal.

Shit in his urinal by Aesios October 31, 2009