Triple Urethral

A form of gay sex involving three men. Man A inserts his erect penis up Man B's urethra. Next, Man C inserts his erect penis up Man B's anus and into the urethra of Man A.

It's a urethra within a urethra within a urethra.

Gosh darn it, Edward sure loves it when him and his two friends engage in a rousing bout of triple urethral.

by Stiaznitch July 7, 2011

Ukrainian urethral suck

You pour vodka down your urethra and let a Russian women or man shove a straw in your urethra and drink the vodka

Yo this Russian dude gave me a Ukrainian urethral suck and it was heavenly

by Tanuki/shark March 8, 2022

severe urethral trauma

Severe trauma to the urethra.

Girl- down to do the dirty?
Guy- can’t, I have severe urethral trauma

by TBone2222 November 15, 2023

Urethra Cactus

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.

Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*

by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021

Urethra Franklin

After you have anal sex with a girl that ate hot peppers and get a seed stuck in your pee hole, causing undesirable burning and irration.

I thought my sunburn was painful until I had a Urethra Franklin.

by Shitonmytits January 23, 2017

urethra brothers

When you and your friend (typically a homie) touch each others urethras.

Bro#1: Hey man did you hear that John and James just got classified as urethra brothers?
Bro#2: what the fuck are you talking about.

by Camcerstic October 19, 2021

Urethraholic

An individual obsessed with pleasuring urethra's, be it there own or others.

That bitch Katie from knife to split was a hardcore urethraholic, never seen a chick cotton swab a dick like she did. As you know, she's dead and in her obituary it reads, "Will always be known as a sweet little girl by the boys down at the homeless shelter, she was abandoned at a young age and you can say Dirty Mike was a bit of a stork when it comes to the taking of children. A lady named Sarah found her after many a soup kitchens had been served in that tight little booty. She quickly discovered Katie had a fetish for putting things in peeholes when she handed her a pen to sign her name, looked away for a second and noticed Katie had placed it firmly in Sarah's urethra. Sarah's pretty much a pimp and collects abandoned hoes from the street, cleans them up a bit and then puts them through the most violent gauntlet fuck fests known to mankind.

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016