by Anonymous User 699 December 30, 2020
Uranus facts
Planet type: gas giant
Diameter: 50 724 km
Pronunciation: "Your Anus"
Ideal conversation topic with a friend:
You: What is 50 000 kilometers wide and full of gas?
Friend: idk
You: Uranus!!!! *laughs uncontrollably*
Friend: wtf...
You: Facts, just search uranus diameter on google and you will realise its wider than earth.
Former friend: You're in deep trouble
*fight*
*1 hour later*
You: *in hospital* let's be friends again?
Friend: *also in hospital* of course, we have always been good friends
Planet type: gas giant
Diameter: 50 724 km
Pronunciation: "Your Anus"
Ideal conversation topic with a friend:
You: What is 50 000 kilometers wide and full of gas?
Friend: idk
You: Uranus!!!! *laughs uncontrollably*
Friend: wtf...
You: Facts, just search uranus diameter on google and you will realise its wider than earth.
Former friend: You're in deep trouble
*fight*
*1 hour later*
You: *in hospital* let's be friends again?
Friend: *also in hospital* of course, we have always been good friends
by 200+ IQ person May 29, 2022
The seventh planet from the Sun, classified as an ice giant. Uranus is basically a large ball of hydrogen, methane, helium, and, to a lesser extent, ammonia which imparts a blue color. It is also very cold, with temperatures in the neighbourhood of 357° F (-216° C).
The name has become the butt (pun not intended) of many ass jokes; I think you can see why.
Some astronomers pronounce it, "ūr′·ə·nəs" (YERR'uh ness) in order to help stem the tide of Uranus-related ass jokes while others still prefer the original pronunciation, "ū·rā′·nəs" (your ANUS).
The name has become the butt (pun not intended) of many ass jokes; I think you can see why.
Some astronomers pronounce it, "ūr′·ə·nəs" (YERR'uh ness) in order to help stem the tide of Uranus-related ass jokes while others still prefer the original pronunciation, "ū·rā′·nəs" (your ANUS).
by Telephony February 19, 2018
by hijeffpiedietimeeatitbluejay April 07, 2009
1. A gassy planet in our solar system
2. The butt of all planet jokes (including this one)
3. Where shit comes out
4. The only enjoyable science topic for an average elementary student
5. A place that brings curiosity and wonder to everyone
2. The butt of all planet jokes (including this one)
3. Where shit comes out
4. The only enjoyable science topic for an average elementary student
5. A place that brings curiosity and wonder to everyone
by Dubiks May 29, 2019
1. Your anus
2. What a potato could enter
3. what brown potatoes come out of
4. a gas giant
5. donald trump
6. an anus as big as uranus
2. What a potato could enter
3. what brown potatoes come out of
4. a gas giant
5. donald trump
6. an anus as big as uranus
by My pseudonym is SHUTUP April 11, 2016