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bang ur bf day 

on july 21st, u bang ur bf until he gets exhausted
kris: hey pookie its bang ur bf day
kuya: sighs……..
bang ur bf day by kuyazinzane December 17, 2023

U R BANed from URBAN dictionary 

When you upload something serious to the urban dicβ‚­tionary but it's so bad peepleo give a lot of πŸ‘Ž and then the mod see (doing their work to moderate Urban Dictionary) and they say β€˜β€˜π˜§π˜Άπ˜€π˜¬ 𝘡𝘩π˜ͺ𝘴 π˜ͺ𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩π˜ͺπ˜΅β€™β€™ and they ban you.
Mods:fuck this is bull shit
Mods (doing their work): u r baned from urban dictionary
User: N000O0O00h
Mod:

u r baned from urban dictionary 

only if you put a dirty definition on urban dictionary. if haven't but dont believe me than serch chicken nugget and scroll.

also very clever finding this page!

Urban Dictionary Dumbass 

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...

Urbanal Sex 

The act of jerking off while reading all of the half ass, simplistic definitions on urban dictionary that some people seem to think are cleaver or funny.
Regular Person: Hey, you want to go do something productive with our time.
Looser: Nah, I'm going to throw my life away online having urbanal sex.
Urbanal Sex by Amoebabadass January 10, 2018

urban forestry 

The art of male grooming of the 'forest' area. Although mainly by posh gentlemen, can sometimes apply to a 'lady' with quite a forest patch which needs to be 'deknotted' or tidied up.
I say old chap. One simply cannot make lunch today. One has a man coming round to help me with my Urban Forestry
urban forestry by ShittierJokes September 13, 2017