Greg: "ur mom gay"
Dave: well, "
ur dad lesbian"
Greg: shit, well then that means "
ur granny tranny"
Dave: "
ur sister is a mister"
*Universe implodes, leaving Dave And Greg on a floating rock in space*
Greg: you pushed me too far
Dave: don't you dare say it i swe--
Greg: "ur brother a mother"
*entire quantum-verse crumples, releasing radioactive materials that prevent and form of human life from existing for the next century*