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useless fuck

A developer who does more damage to a codebase than good.
Oh him? He's a useless fuck and has been been sidewards shuffled into the test team.
by b00fhead September 27, 2010
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Useless Gay

A homosexual (or lgbtq person in general) individual who seeks a relationship but does not respond to obvious opportunities and/or offers to persue one.
Girl You Like: “Heyyy, I’ve decided to come out to you as Bisexual! I feel close to you, like you really get me ;) Also you look really cute with that new hairstyle! *agressive flirting*

Me: Wow good for you! Thanks! (She totally doesn’t like me and if I say I like her it will probably ruin our friendship, she’s probably saying that to be nice and because I’m the only lesbian she knows. Yes. That’s what she meant.)

Random Friend: Yo that girl totally likes you this is your dream come true!

Me: What

Random Friend: You are such a useless gay
by Likitit July 17, 2018
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useless eaters

A term implied in National Security Study Memorandum 200 written by Henry Kissinger. It basically implies that there are too many "useless eaters" consuming valuable resources would be better used by a "reduced" world population.
Henry Kissinger and his buddies want to kill us, useless eaters, so that we don't consume their valuable resources.
by djlazlow1 April 21, 2011
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useless tool

Don't be such a useless tool mate, it isn't hard to work out which shoe goes on which foot
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
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Useless

A person who is incapable of doing anything, be it singing fighting or looking good. Stupid and cant be of any use to anyone or anything. The worst thing to be used as a insult.people who are often useless think they are the best at everything when they're not.
Tom cant fight he is useless
by Gymaddict💪 June 16, 2020
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Useless

What useless :school
by O.G Originaly Gangster(gay) January 25, 2015
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uselessology

The knoledge of useless information. use-less-ologee - used when you're on a date, think you're cool or just want to get on someones nerves.
Matt: Hey tim. you know, in uselessology, that a caravan usually sleeps two people only?
Tim: Did you know I dont care?
by Jack1592 July 23, 2007
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