Unload at both ends

Shootin' off at both ends, climaxing and shooting a deer simuteaneously.

Awww, challbaby, won't you unload at both ends..." says the amphibious goddess

by Amphibious Goddess December 3, 2017

unload the toad

when someone unload's tahm kench in league of legends.

"i have unload the toad!!"

by Lil-Boe-Peep May 16, 2016

unload a mule

Release of a very large amount of semen upon ejaculation

I am so horny it feels like I will unload a mule

by Darth Damo July 7, 2017

Unload, show clear

When you are on a USMC shooting range and have finiahed a drill your coach says this to tell you to clear all rounds from the chamber and take out a magazine if one is inserted. Alternitively, to bust inside a bitch and pull out so that your cock is "clear" of all semen

Sean "bro im gonna unload, show clear in her pussy"
Ryan " yeah do it for the culture"

by Naes218 May 31, 2018

drop and unload

To drop your pants then to masturbate with the sole purpose of ejaculating.

"Dude, do you feel heavy?"
"Dude, yeah."
"Dude, drop and unload, and see if you feel lighter."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

lock and unload

While driving, the act of locking the widows just prior to cutting ass as to allow your fellow riders to enjoy all that is your stench.

Shortly after the chili and eggs had properly mixed with last nights beer, I felt the familiar rumble in my lower intestine. The poor bastards I was with were getting ready to taste my stench. It was time to lock and unload.

by Jacob Ford March 19, 2008

drop and unload

To drop your pants, masturbate, and end with orgasm.

(Inner Monologue): Oh god, she's so hot, I just want to drop and unload right here!

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002