Pretty lame college on San Antonio's west side. It's a backup school for many Catholic school kids which has a tendency to overbook residence halls. If you get stuck in one of those over-booked halls, have no worry - If St. Mary's students don't commute, they leave for the weekend. St. Mary's weekend atmosphere is therefore very quiet (abandoned), and their lack of extracurriculars besides sports and Greek organizations makes it pretty boring. Their expensive meal plans allow you only to buy food from its one cafeteria, which has prices slightly cheaper than carnival food but with quality much worse. Make sure your parents either give you a box of necessities or tons of money, because buying things like shaving cream or soap is quite an investment. Also home to Oyster Bake, a Fiesta event which gets so crowded that many students cannot move through the campus, therefore causing a hindrance to learning or studying that would take place in the weeks before finals.
So long story short: If you want an average education with overpriced room and board on a ghost town campus, go to StMU.
So long story short: If you want an average education with overpriced room and board on a ghost town campus, go to StMU.
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Get the Hustler's University mug.It's a private school that costs a little more than public school. If you got rejected from every halfway decent private and public school in the North and you're one step away from calling Devry, then this may the school for you. The kids who go there are like to pretend that St. Joseph's isn't a total embarrassment, and hope that people will confuse it with other area name brand schools like Temple or The University of Pennsylvania. Basically a last-ditch safety school for lower-middle to middle class white kids who chose this over junior college. The parties are lame and all the girls who go there carry fake designer handbags that they think don't look totally fake. The kids root for their basketball team as they play against other sucky private schools, but in general, there are no decent sports teams. This is not a good school for academics. Leave Pennsylvania and nobody's heard of it.
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The Mount offers a wide variety of parties. The sports team act of though they are fraternities and each seem to have a competition to who can throw the best bash. The rugby team is known for the weekend keggers, the lax team is known for the roofie parties, the baseball team for their jungle juice and soccer parties at the townhouses. The best times we have are at theme parties that range from ceo-secartary hoes to 8th grade dance party. The adminstration knows all this campus does is drinks so they provide after-parties but we all show up for the free pizza drunk off our asses.
The Mount offers a wide variety of parties. The sports team act of though they are fraternities and each seem to have a competition to who can throw the best bash. The rugby team is known for the weekend keggers, the lax team is known for the roofie parties, the baseball team for their jungle juice and soccer parties at the townhouses. The best times we have are at theme parties that range from ceo-secartary hoes to 8th grade dance party. The adminstration knows all this campus does is drinks so they provide after-parties but we all show up for the free pizza drunk off our asses.
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