An international organisation that can solve any conflict simply by making strongly worded condemnations, and MAYBE a peacekeeping force consisting of 100 unarmed observers.
The United Nations suck at their job. They didn't do shit during the Rwandan Genocide.
A super hot woman of any race who can speak "proper" in front of white men and "street" in front of black men in order to accomodate her pocketbook more proficiently. Women of this type usually give great head due to their hall of fame caliber tongues. Usually found in dancehalls and strip clubs, females of this kind are rare in America due to its history of anti-miscegenation.
White man: I heard you were talking that for shizzle shit to college boy Tyrone last night. You're just a big old United Nations Whore.
The use of personnel to maintain already existing peace by monitoring arms control agreements and/or a demilitarized zone in an area where violence threatens to break out, organized under the direction of a United Nations treaty or agreement, for example the creation and use of an outer space peacekeeping agency under as described in the Space Preservation Treaty.
The United States is the only obstacle to establishing support for a peacekeeping operation in space by refusing to ratify the Space Preservation Treaty.