by 420narutolololol69 October 19, 2019
One of the main characters in the anime/manga series "Naruto". When he was younger, he witnessed the murder of his entire clan at the hand of his sexy older brother, Itachi Uchiha. As a result he is very angsty and emotionally unstable, and desires revenge on his older brother at all costs. His teammates are Naruto Uzumaki (his best friend/rival/gay lover), Sakura Haruno (his good friend, who has a crush on him, unaware of his gayness), and Kakashi Hatake (his sensei/teacher/father figure).
Just as Naruto starts to work his way into Sasuke's heart, Orochimaru (the son of Lord Voldemort and Michael Jackson), who desires the bloodline limit of the Uchiha clan (the Sharingan), approaches Sasuke during the Chuunin exams and gives him a hickey--er, Cursed Seal to give him a taste of power and put him back on the path of revenge. As a result, later in the series Sasuke joins Orochimaru, who begins to train/molest him, so he can become strong enough to kill Itachi.
Despite what rabid fangirls wish to believe, there is no evidence that Sasuke is heterosexual. Quite the opposite, actually. Sasuke shows no interest in females, despite having legions of fangirls within the series who he could easily get into bed if he desired. Fangirls like to use the "I want to restore my clan" line as proof that Sasuke is straight, despite the fact that "restore my clan" is a very vague phrase and Sasuke has done nothing to back up his words (IF restore clan = make babies).
Nearly everyone in the Naruto fandom hates Sasuke for being "an emo fag" and betraying his friends, and apparently they don't care that Sasuke went through overwhelming trauma as a child and is probably borderline insane. This just shows that the majority of the Naruto fandom are heartless bastards who hate what they don't understand. There are other reasons people hate Sasuke, but they're all stupid so it's pointless to state them here.
This definition will have 1748354793141571894751341 thumbs down from Sasuke haters.
Just as Naruto starts to work his way into Sasuke's heart, Orochimaru (the son of Lord Voldemort and Michael Jackson), who desires the bloodline limit of the Uchiha clan (the Sharingan), approaches Sasuke during the Chuunin exams and gives him a hickey--er, Cursed Seal to give him a taste of power and put him back on the path of revenge. As a result, later in the series Sasuke joins Orochimaru, who begins to train/molest him, so he can become strong enough to kill Itachi.
Despite what rabid fangirls wish to believe, there is no evidence that Sasuke is heterosexual. Quite the opposite, actually. Sasuke shows no interest in females, despite having legions of fangirls within the series who he could easily get into bed if he desired. Fangirls like to use the "I want to restore my clan" line as proof that Sasuke is straight, despite the fact that "restore my clan" is a very vague phrase and Sasuke has done nothing to back up his words (IF restore clan = make babies).
Nearly everyone in the Naruto fandom hates Sasuke for being "an emo fag" and betraying his friends, and apparently they don't care that Sasuke went through overwhelming trauma as a child and is probably borderline insane. This just shows that the majority of the Naruto fandom are heartless bastards who hate what they don't understand. There are other reasons people hate Sasuke, but they're all stupid so it's pointless to state them here.
This definition will have 1748354793141571894751341 thumbs down from Sasuke haters.
Person 1: Sasuke Uchiha is such an emo fag!!1 If I were him I'd NEVER EVER EVER betray my friends!!1 And I wouldn't be so EMO if my bro killed my parents!!1 Blahblahblah sasuke sux blahblah emo crybaby blaahblahblah killed Deidei-kun-chan-sama blahblahblah fag blah blah *WHINE BITCH WHINE BITCH* *IS A HYPOCRITE*
Person 2: ...Wow. You're the most immature, whiny emo crybaby bitch I've ever met. You clearly don't understand Sasuke Uchiha. :|
Person 2: ...Wow. You're the most immature, whiny emo crybaby bitch I've ever met. You clearly don't understand Sasuke Uchiha. :|
by kukukukukuku February 14, 2009
The protagonist of Naruto Gaiden: The Seventh Hokage and the Scarlet Spring. A main character in the Boruto series.
Hadn't met her fatherSasuke Uchiha for 12 years and was almost killed by him during their first meeting. Leading her to believe her motherSakura Haruno had lied to her about her father giving a shit about them. But thanks to Naruto she looked past it to realize the love she still had for her mother and came to the conclusion to save her from Shin.
She eventually reunites with both of her parents and is still there for them. Sarada cooks, takes care of herself and the house amongst running errands for the family because her father is still gone most of the time on his mission and her mother is the head of the medical department. Even still, she doesn't complain and is very understanding, although she is very lonely and gets a little sad when she sees other characters like Boruto and Chocho with their parents/families.
Sarada also wants to become an amazing ninja like Naruto Uzumaki in the future and one day become the Hokage. She works incredibly hard and puts her life on the line multiple times to save her comrades.
Currently has 3 tomoe in the manga, fire release, lightning release, wind release and yin release(strength and speed immensely enhanced by advanced chakra control).
Hadn't met her fatherSasuke Uchiha for 12 years and was almost killed by him during their first meeting. Leading her to believe her motherSakura Haruno had lied to her about her father giving a shit about them. But thanks to Naruto she looked past it to realize the love she still had for her mother and came to the conclusion to save her from Shin.
She eventually reunites with both of her parents and is still there for them. Sarada cooks, takes care of herself and the house amongst running errands for the family because her father is still gone most of the time on his mission and her mother is the head of the medical department. Even still, she doesn't complain and is very understanding, although she is very lonely and gets a little sad when she sees other characters like Boruto and Chocho with their parents/families.
Sarada also wants to become an amazing ninja like Naruto Uzumaki in the future and one day become the Hokage. She works incredibly hard and puts her life on the line multiple times to save her comrades.
Currently has 3 tomoe in the manga, fire release, lightning release, wind release and yin release(strength and speed immensely enhanced by advanced chakra control).
Friend 1: "Hey, did you see Sarada Uchiha throw hands with that S-rank opponent, Boro, in the latest chapter?!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude!! She was such a badass, taking him out with the chidori like that!! I knew she would show him up since that panel where she looks down at him from that cliff like a boss!!
Friend 2: "Yeah dude!! She was such a badass, taking him out with the chidori like that!! I knew she would show him up since that panel where she looks down at him from that cliff like a boss!!
by jam juice December 24, 2020
by Leviswife February 1, 2021
Bad bitch like her mom. The smartest of the new generation, also strong asf even tho she knows nothing about her sharingan and her family. Will become one of the strongest hokage in konoha
"yes my parents are sakura haruno and sasuke uchiha, do you have a problem with that?" - sarada uchiha
by slutforningguang July 20, 2021
A fictional character from the popular manga and anime, Naruto. Itachi has two things his brother will never have: a nearly unreachable level of power and good looks (I'm sorry, Sasuke fans). The prodigy is skilled in many ninjustsu, genjutsu, and taijutsu. His most well known is his Tsukyomi (one of the two main techniques that come with the Mangekyou Sharingan), which is ultimate torture in the form of either bad memories or 72 hours of a pain of Itachi's choosing.
Itachi's name means weasel. In Japanese culture, weasels are said to be a bad omen.
The Uchiha had a thirst for power, reflected by the fact that he was willing to kill his own best friend, Uchiha Shisui. It was believed for a time that Itachi had murdered the rest of his clan (with the exception of Sasuke) because he is a sadistic bastard and never cared about anyone but himself. However, before his death (which was caused by his own power lust, ironically), we find out that he had been ordered to kill his family and he had only managed to have Sasuke spared because he threatened to go public with the plan to kill the Uchihas. It was also thought that Itachi murdered everyone on his own, but he did recieve a hand from Uchiha Madara.
In Naruto Abridged (a parody of the anime), the relationship between Sasuke and his brother is turned comedic. The duck butt-haired ninja says he hates Itachi because "he took the last Klondike bar."
Itachi is among the most popular characters from Naruto, due to his strength and good looks. He appears in many fanfictions, frequently OOC. However, when he is shown as his normal stoic self in such stories, it is often because he had a troubled past, and he easily steals the spotlight of the tale.
Itachi's name means weasel. In Japanese culture, weasels are said to be a bad omen.
The Uchiha had a thirst for power, reflected by the fact that he was willing to kill his own best friend, Uchiha Shisui. It was believed for a time that Itachi had murdered the rest of his clan (with the exception of Sasuke) because he is a sadistic bastard and never cared about anyone but himself. However, before his death (which was caused by his own power lust, ironically), we find out that he had been ordered to kill his family and he had only managed to have Sasuke spared because he threatened to go public with the plan to kill the Uchihas. It was also thought that Itachi murdered everyone on his own, but he did recieve a hand from Uchiha Madara.
In Naruto Abridged (a parody of the anime), the relationship between Sasuke and his brother is turned comedic. The duck butt-haired ninja says he hates Itachi because "he took the last Klondike bar."
Itachi is among the most popular characters from Naruto, due to his strength and good looks. He appears in many fanfictions, frequently OOC. However, when he is shown as his normal stoic self in such stories, it is often because he had a troubled past, and he easily steals the spotlight of the tale.
Jashin, that last chapter of "My Weasel" was stupid! Uchiha Itachi was really OOC. xItachixFanxPersonx writes even worse than Stephanie Meyer!
by TheRoyalCourtJester(ofyaoi) March 25, 2009