Uptoned

verb, having a sense of reasonable hope and conservative confidence that is unexpectedly and unnecessarily destroyed by an abundance of ineptitude and surprising idiocy.

I performed the biospy 2 weeks ago, but my patient was Uptoned into getting another procedure.

by Hawkeye24 June 22, 2023

Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat this morning in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 06, 2021

Harry Upton

A complete waste of air and a dickless homosexual

Guy1: that guy is so gay
Guy2: must be Harry Upton

by Lilbbycheesus April 24, 2020

Kate Upton

A model that many people probably have a huge crush on because she's so beautiful. Justin Verlander is a lucky man.

My celebrity crush is Kate Upton. Hottest woman on the planet.

by BetterCallSaulFan04 June 08, 2024

Kate Upton

A beautiful blonde woman that many people probably have a huge crush on and for good reason. Justin Verlander is one lucky man.

Kate Upton is so hot. I think I might have a crush on her to be honest.

by BetterCallSaulFan04 June 13, 2024

Mush upton

He is a little body and has a small penis. He was voted the most ugly person in the US

That new student at our school is a mush upton

by Brian445 September 13, 2016

upton girl

reuben upton aka "upton girl" , "upton gril" , "chicken little" or simply just "upton" is a man with a 2mm chode. he is a fan of classical music including beethovens "ode to joy" and tchaikovsky. he is also a fan of classic death metal bands such as "my chemical romance" , "bts" , "one direction" , "pearl jam" and "cannibal corpse" . he is blond.

hey did you hear about upton girl?

yeah chode man

by sharon6969420 July 13, 2022