The Unicycle Massacre of 1993

A fictional event that happened in the state of Wyoming involving either a gang of unicyclists murdering many innocent villagers or quite possibly the biggest unicycle crash ever in the history of mankind. You be the judge!

Person 1: Dude how horrible was Hurricane Katrina?

Person 2: Pfft looked like Candy Land compared to the Unicycle Massacre of 1993 scrub!

by Joe Vice City Yablonski November 26, 2009

The Brian Jonestown Massacre

One of the greatest bands known to ever grace god's green earth. Over their rocky history their has been over 40 members in the band, including the lead singer of Dead Meadow, Black Rebel Motorcycle Gang, and The Outcrowd. They play a mixture of shoegaze and 60s revival psychedelic rock which will blow your mind. Their lead singer and band nebulous is Anton Newcombe, a musical genius who has struggled through countless drug addictions. Recently the rockumentary DIG! was made about their history.

The Brian Jonestown Massacre is greatest band on earth. period.

by Jeremey Dawson November 27, 2007

irons family massacre

The Irons Family Massacre is a legend about a boy named Sam Irons and his family. There was a television series about it on a canadian network.

Main Characters:

Sam Irons - A tormented child with psychological problems
Irons Mother - A crazy woman with two extra arms. She is locked in the attic.
Irons Father - A cruel man. He captures children and forces them to work in his underground factory.

The series climaxed when the Irons House was burned down. Sam Irons shot himself

Did you see that episode of School of Trial last night? Yeah, that irons family massacre is really something.

by Jackie Boy April 8, 2005

vaginal chainsaw massacre

The act of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then having rough intercourse

John wrapped his tool in foil and then stuck it in Sally

by G·r·a·h·a·m June 13, 2005

beer massacre

See beer murderer.

This is beer murder at a large scale. The party host usually finds out about it when he cleans up after the party.

Party host: God damn it. Look at all these half-full bottles i collected from the room. More then 10 of them. It's been a beer massacre. I have to throw all this beer away now. What a bunch of assholes.

by dickkwikkwek January 6, 2007

Bowling Green Massacre

A special night in Kellyanne Conway's life in which she was consensually double penetrated by 2 Iraqi refugees at Bowling Green State University. It is reported that she moaned the words "Allah Akbar" for nearly 3 hours straight during the event. Despite the fact that she could never quite walk the same again, multiple sources report that it was the best night of her life. Unfortunately, the 2 Iraqi refugees never called her again after that night, which she still hasn't gotten over.

Kellyanne Conway: "I'm very disappointed that the Bowling Green Massacre didn't get covered by the media. Well...at least I got covered by 2 Iraqis!"

by 2Iraqirefugees February 3, 2017

message board massacre

1.when a person(s) completly pwns alot of people on a message board. Sometimes so bad that the victim(s) have run out of insults.

Also refered to as MBM or MBMs, noobs are most vunerable to being massacred in one of these onslaughts of literature.

To avoid being massively pwn't in an MBM, watch what you say, anything foolish could make you phail.

2. Also used as if a lot of people on a message board team up against a person (usually a noob) and all of them begin to insult the victom senslessly.

1.blueDS: super-man 64 was totally baddass!

noobman: yeah, that was a great game i miss it. =(

1337pwner: you noobs need to STFU that was a rait lame game, and people are still vomiting over its stupidity

bellguy118: its a message board massacre, everybody leave!

2. scenekid414: does anybody know if i cen press start to pause the game?

Link713: dude, your a noob, dont talk again. EVER. friggen noobzor.

Lupo713: INSTANT PHAIL

DangerousTacos: FISSION MAILLED, noobert.

scenekid414: *cry*

by Dus10 August 24, 2007