Kids Tylenol Dump

The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.

Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.

by anonymous January 12, 2021

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Tylenol

However

However...he's such a Tylenol

by Jaxie666 May 9, 2021

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Tylenol moment

A decision (such as recalling, a dangerous batch) that saves a brand or product from being disliked or discontinued. Originally refers to the 1982 Chicago Tylenol murders where cyanide was slipped into Tylenol bottles. Johnson & Johnson halted production and quickly, recalled all bottles. The move is likely what saved the Tylenol brand from this incident.

This is a Tylenol moment we have to recall.

by Threader8 February 15, 2025

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Tylenol

A pain drug that has recently been named as the “reason for autism”, this is now slowly becoming slang for autism, saying someone ‘eats Tylenol’ is calling them autistic

Friend 1: I have an encyclopedic knowledge of My Little Pony.

Friend 2: Sure, Tylenol muncher.
Friend 1: Stfu I am not diagnosed

by Robin_da_frog October 8, 2025

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