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twitterdict

Noun. A person who has become addicted to Twitter, the social networking service.
I've wasted hours of valuable tv-watching time on the computer because I've become a twitterdict.

Hello, my name is Greta, I am a twitterdict.
by FatGreta May 1, 2008
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Twitterdom

The kingdom of Twitter. All the twitter applications, the twitter network, and the twitter people (tweeple) are a part of Twitterdom.
There is much to survey and learn about in Twitterdom.
by bgamall June 9, 2009
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titturd 5: blondes revenge

when a blonde says something smart for once
OMG that blonde just said something smart - yes they pulled a titturd 5: blondes revenge
by The Bandit May 10, 2008
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twitterdiction

Someone who is addicted to twitter. Signs you suffer from twitterdiction:

You might actually tweet about your twitter addiction:

"Twitter just informed me that you've reached your tweet capacity for the day. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. :("
Twitter just told Natalie that she's reached her tweet capacity for the day....she's got a twitterdiction.

Natalie, you suffer from twitterdiction. Do you know how I know? Because you just tweeted how Twitter just put the kabosh on your # of tweets today. Sucker.
by kenyc September 23, 2009
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Twittard

Someone probably overweight using Twitter 24/7 on their computer in their mother's basement who screams "discrimination!!11!" when someone makes a joke that involves minorities mo matter the context.
John is a Twittard. He likes to call everyone who uses black moon face emoji racist.
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ultimate titturds revenge

catching a speeder in a school zone, having a witness, calling it in and then apprehending that horse's ass for reckless driving
wow daddy look at that person pulling the ultimate titturds revenge
by smokey 3d April 7, 2009
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titturds revenge

someone who got drunk, pulled a titturd and woke feeling like shit was called a titturd, and got some coffee and threw it in someones face
that guy pulled a titturds revenge look at that- his face is scalded
by The Bandit May 3, 2008
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