Tilted Towers

Chiraq. Fights that go on here are often worse than the Southside of Chicago.

Sweaty: "Let's drop Tilted Towers!"
Pussy: "Hahahaha no thanks let's drop Dusty"

by bl-asian April 15, 2018

Twilight Sparkle

Twilight Sparkle is one of the main characters of the television show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. On the show, she is portrayed as being very book smart and logical, though a bit naive and socially awkward at times. Her special talent is her incredible magical ability and her cutie mark is a six pointed star surrounded by five smaller stars.

Twilight Sparkle is largely considered the main character of the show since she was the first pony introduced to the audience and she has been in every episode since.

by Edudls May 23, 2011

Twilight failz

The many flaws in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series, mainly that vampire don't exist, and even if they did, they would burn rather than sparkle in the sunlight. Oh, and the way Bella got pregnant without Edward having a hard-on. Hmm, mysterious little fucker, isn't he?

Bella: I think I'm pregnant.
Edward: No, you can't be, because I don't have a blood flow and therefore can't get a stiffy and can't knock you up, making "Breaking Dawn" pointless, as well as the rest of the series before it.
Bella: Right, I forgot how much Twilight failz.

by katiiehavokk. June 24, 2009

twilight sucks

The truth.

Person 1: Twilight sucks.
Person 2: He speaks the truth.

by Da Cynic January 23, 2009

tilted

When you let something negatively affect your mood/actions. Commonly used by players of video games.

My teammates got me all tilted. Now I'm salty AF and playing like shit.

by leetstarter January 23, 2017

twilight

A book series in which a young girl must choose between bestiality and necrophilia.

Typical Girl: I LOVE Twilight because it's an amazing book about love, and it's the story of my life. I'm average looking and would very much want to have a hot vampire AND a hot werewolf want me.

Typical Boy: I HATE Twilight because it sucks so much. It's so unoriginal and no one should ever like it. No I'm not just jealous because all the girls like Edward...

by Stevedaculedood55 May 21, 2010

Twilicorn

Derogatory term in the Brony community used to refer to the controversial alicorn princess version of the My Little Pony character Twilight Sparkle. Alicorns are demigod-like beings in the poniverse that have both wings and a unicorn's horn, and when the show's producers decided to transform one of the show's main unicorn characters into an Alicorn Princess, a large section of the fandom did not receive it well.

Disgruntled Brony: "Twilicorn is worst pony."

by WonderboltsNumber1Fan May 5, 2013