Twitard

Basically a person of this universe that trolls the internet looking for people who dislike the popular book "Twlight". They will bash people who even mildly dislikes it and are usually ignorant to the use of grammar. Despite the book being terrible this person has fallen for the main character, Edward. They use every instance to talk about Twilight and how hott Edward is. It is a most terrible fate to become one. So beware.

Twitard: 0Mg! Ydon u guyzzz lYk Twilght! :OOO its ssooo god!!!11! And eward is teh sex! !!!1!!

Person being insulted: My goodness. I think you need to return to kindergarten.

by Katherine #15 September 11, 2011

twitard

A person whose obsession with Stephenie Meyers' Twilight is so intense their mental capacities are depressed.

She's such a twitard, she thinks that pale dude in bio is a vampire.

by Besco McFerr February 18, 2009

Trigary

(Tr-ah-gay-ree) Noun. Rapidly balding male in his mid-twenties, usually struggling between two personas. i.e. : Trey and Gary... Typical activities include ; iPhone development, sippin on haterade, balding, and eating fried chicken. Has been known to affiliate himself with awesome people in the innovation discipline. Also see “ Rodney Ruxin”.

I'm so jealous you have a Trigary and I don't!

Trigary said that the user interface was SO WACK.

Hey Doug, I'm going golfing with Trigary today, you down?

I'm Trigary and I bought a pin-ball machine for my new arcade. It does not work.

Trigary is awesome.

by InnnovateOrDie October 7, 2011

Twigay

The homosexual term for Twilight.

"Hey who all here isnt going to see Twigay?

by notws November 24, 2009

twilard

a person who takes the Twilight series as serious literature/films

A: Hey Man, What happened to that girl you were dating?

B: She gave me the Twilight book box set for my birthday gift and I had to dump that twilard ASAP.

by BtownBrown1987 November 21, 2009

twitard

A term used for completely obsessed Twilight fans.

"I just got attacked by a twitard 'cause I said I hated Twilight..."

by Tubz1995 January 23, 2010

Twihard

Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in love with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face.

Twihard: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"

Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."

Twihard: "How could you say that?! I'm in love with him!!"

by GirZimDibGaz January 6, 2009