Turturkeykey

A turkey stuffed with a slightly smaller turkey. Usually roasted for Thanksgiving.

Dude, you violated a turkey. With another turkey.
Yeah, it's my turturkeykey. :3

by CustodesAstartes November 25, 2010

turpulence

a tumultuous explosion of persona resulting in a feeling of total envelopment by another person's presence.

His turpulence permeated the room, everyone knew when he was there.

I felt stifled in the darkness of his turpulence.

by Andrew Shoe April 1, 2008

turnupminx

the hottest bitch there is. following them automatically makes you hot.

you: "i follow turnupminx on tiktok"
ur mom: "ur hot"

by jayisrllygaylol September 19, 2021

fake turbulence

When an airplane goes through what the passengers belive to be turbulence, but the pilot is just recieving head and can't control himself.

"This plane ride has been bumpy, must be some bad turbulence."
"Or maybe that hot flight attendent who went into the cockpit and him are doing something, she has been in there for awhile now we could be experiencing some fake turbulence."

by cuddycowboy36 April 10, 2010

turbulent

an adjective used to describe something that is crazy, cool or both.

thats pretty turbulent!!!!!

by sepoo lover April 18, 2006

john turturro

Plays a great hick in addition to gangster, nerd, and hispanic! In O Brother, Where Art Thou? and Secret Window.

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by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006

Turducken Slap

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.

Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!

by Danger500 May 17, 2011