turtle doves

Medium sized, nicely rounded, perky breasts shaped much like a plump turtle dove. Not as large as sweater puppies, but still very alluring and attactive.

Dan: Wow, Jenny sure has a nice pair of turtle doves, doesn't she, Ben?

Ben: I'll say. The other day she was wearing a loose fitting blouse and when she bent over to get something from the bottom drawer of her desk, I caught a nice look at her turtle doves. Very alluring, that's for sure!

by Graycat April 5, 2009

Turtle Day

n. - A day to yourself where you stay in your metaphorical "shell" and do only what you want to do.

Typically, a person will stay in bed with a laptop and/or pen and paper. Maybe under blankets (like the turtle's shell)

Today, I didn't want to go to class or work, so I took a Turtle Day as my roommate brought me food in bed and I doodled all day. It was well deserved and rephreshing

I heard you're stressed out, why not take a Turtle Day? It can help you wind out!

by Saile February 26, 2011

Turtle Date

Turtlenecks and Sex.

-Not recommended.

"What's a Turtle Date?" "Seriously, just don't do it."

by Tittlator. September 24, 2014

Turtle Dippin’

When right before a woman climaxes you pull your head, arms, and legs into your shirt and pretend to be a scared turtle.

“Yo my G got mad at me because I was turtle dippin’ her last night”

by Daddy Daboob November 9, 2017

duck turtle duck

The shapes your hand needs to make when fisting. Enter with duck 🤏🏼 Pound with Turtle 🤛🏼 Exit with duck 🤏🏼

She was tight so I used the duck turtle duck technique to fist her.

by Not-Nikki November 5, 2021

Turtle Day

A day in school where one's backpack is so ponderous it looks like a turtle shell. Such magnitude in a backpack has often resulted in falling over and having one of your slightly less turtle-y friends help you back up.

Yesterday was a turtle day because we have a test tomorrow

by Elven Angel September 26, 2013

turtle dove

a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.

how are your turtle doves doing, Dave?
Not very well, Bill. One of them swallowed my cat.

by unoriginally November 22, 2020