Turkeyslam

When you sit down on a toilet to take a shit and accidentally slap your balls really hard on the seat, feeling an immense pain akin to that of having to be in the same irc channel as Turkeyslam.

Turkeyslam.

by SkuddStevens August 2, 2010

turkeyslap

When one is slapped in the face with a penis

Harry was turkeyslapped by his boyfriend last night

by weeman619 April 21, 2006

turkeyslapping

To withdraw your penis from your underwear and proceed in slapping someone upside the head with the front half of it.

Woah, Josh just turkey slapped David so hard he got knocked out!

by Josh Sandlin January 1, 2005