When you work at a hospital or retierment home and a patient asks for a sandwich, so you wack off on the sandwich and fire your money shot on it and tell them its mayo.
by DF2022 October 11, 2007
Get the Turkey Sandwich mug.When ur girlfriend keeps naking you ham sandwhichs for luch and you tell that bitch i dont want no ham sandwhich bitch i want a turkey sandwhich bitch.
when i found another ham sandwhich in my luch box again i told that bitch to make me a turkey sandwhich bitch.
by big john12157 December 16, 2008
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Guy #1 "oh look at this picture"
Guy #2 "what is it"
Guy #1 "it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich"
Guy #2 "hahaha look at his face"
Guy #2 "what is it"
Guy #1 "it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich"
Guy #2 "hahaha look at his face"
by Rhynocio October 21, 2012
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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
Get the Turkery Sandwitch mug."I wanted to get a six course meal off my girl tonight, but now all I'm left with is a turkey sandwich"
by MilfMusk5k August 12, 2025
Get the Turkey Sandwich mug.When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.
by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014
Get the Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich mug.When a vagina is penetrated repeatedly and with excessive force, whereas afterwards the vagina resembles lunch meat.
by Kristenkooster October 25, 2017
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