Turd Burglar

A diehard Go Green, recycling, Food Reconstitution Mainiac that consumes feces

If you don't stop eating shit, they're gonna put you in Atascadero State Hospital ya fuckin' turd burglar!

by Doctor Bunghole August 27, 2008

Turd Burglar

A humourous name for a homosexual man...The name suggests that whilst he's pounding his man-pillows, he's actually in there stealing the Cosby kids.
Other funny words to use are:
AssPirate
ButtBandit
MudZilla
Pillow-Biter
Back-door delivery
soap-dropper

"Hey Seth, how come those bites are on the back of your neck?"
Seth: "Errrrrr...My.....girlfriend....er"
"SETH! don't bullshit me you fat faggot odd looking bastard......you are a Turd Burglar, and i've known it for years"
Seth: "Please don't tell my dad"
"You make me sick, you think he doesn't know you like to drive the wrong way on Hershey Highway???"
Seth: "I wish I was dead"
"Everyone does you sick fuck"

by f!$h!e February 04, 2010

Turd Burglar

This is any and all actions taken by Steve S. when he gets bored. He burgles turds. Green ones, red ones, purple ones. When he is around, no turd goes un-burgled.

Steve is such a turd burglar and muncher. Also, a flaming fucktard of stripper fuck turd shit!

by Bob Schway May 16, 2006

Turd Burglar

A sneaky impish person who lives off of stolen feces. Their relentless pursuit of fecal matter deprives them of any real human contact, as such they are detested by all civilized society.

Man, that David Eckstein is a real turd burglar.

by Dicktionarian June 03, 2010

Turd Burglar

Noun. A racist term used for describing any dark skinned individual, though they mostly tend to be black or somalian.

Holy shit, there are a lot of turd burglars at this StarBucks.

by Will P. W. November 26, 2006

Turd Burglar

The act of sneaking up on a drunk passed out girl at a party and having anal sex with her. The next morning she will wake up and realize her ass cherry has been stolen

Damn did you hear about that party lat night, Brittany lost her ass cherry to a Turd Burglar.

by carolina hitman November 06, 2010

Turd Burglar

The guy that comes to your house to empty your septic tank when it is full.

It's been a couple of years since we've had the septic tank pumped out, so we made a phone call, and out came the Turd Burglar to deal with all of my shit.

by Smilesandspace June 15, 2015