turd burglar

A homosexual male.

He's not attracted to women, he's a turd burglar.

turd burglar by Choccy Log July 9, 2016

turd burglar

A person who looks through the cracks of a bathroom stall to see the person in there.

"Cover your face, the turd burglar is back!"

turd burglar by chase May 13, 2005

Turd Burglar

n: One who repeatedly trys to open a locked bathroom stall door

I was minding my own business when the office VP came and kept trying to get into my stall! What a Turd Burglar!

Turd Burglar by Ryan Shizzle March 13, 2003

Turd Burglar

Someone that comes into the bathroom and tries to open an occupied bathroom stall.

"I was having a nice shit when I was interrupted by a Turd Burglar, so I coughed to scare him away".

Turd Burglar by iceman26 March 11, 2007

TURD BURGLAR

Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. This should not be confused with an Uncle Ted.

So there I was, minding my own business in the crapper, when some dude came out of nowhere and Turd Burgled me. I started coughing hoping to alert him of my presence, but the Turd Burglar just wouldn't stop trying to get into the stall. Needless to say, it was a terrifying experience.

TURD BURGLAR by noahat May 5, 2009

turd burgular 

a big raving gayboy who loves taking and receiving other peoples bum love.

ure a fucking turd burgular, go lick my brown star you fool!

turd burgular by ozzy July 8, 2004

turd burglar

One who burgles turds.

'Hey, look at that turd burglar over there.'

turd burglar by therondi92 March 8, 2009